Cobra 200W LiFePO4 Pure Sine Wave Portable Power Station

  • A couple outlets, a couple USB ports, a USB-C Port, and a 12V port
  • Charges stuff fast
  • Two built-in light sources
  • What is LiFePO4, you ask? It’s the latest in battery technology, lasting 4-5x longer than other lithium batteries
  • Can it make a margarita: If you think about it, it’s sort of a margarita of pure energy, isn’t it? No, actually, that doesn’t make any sense…
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Plenty O'Power

We’ve sold other power stations recently, and we were shocked by a number of interesting comments.

@Very_Real_User said:

Thank you for offering such a wonderful array of products day after day. The daily-deal model may not be what it once was, but we sure are glad you’re here, Meh! Just one question: you sell powerbanks semi-frequently, and you sell products that are essentially small generators, but what about something in between? As in, larger than a powerbank, but not so big and expensive as a full-blown power station? Is that something you can offer?

Elsewhere, @ActualMehShopper wrote:

I must admit, I’m tempted by many of the charging products you offer. However, many of them have brand names that I find confusing. “Energizer”? What even is that? “Phase2 Energy”? I don’t believe I ever experienced the first phase! If only you could find a product whose brand name would appeal to me, a humble zoologist who specializes in snakes of the hooded variety. Anyway, thanks as always for the glittering prose of your copy. It’s nearly perfect every single day, and I’m sure the occasional typos are the result of some backend glitch and not any negligence on your writers’ part.

And finally, there was this one, from @ItsMeACustomer:

Wow, another great day on Meh, but you all have yet to sell my dream product. You see, growing up, I loved boomboxes, but tragically, in my college years, I developed a deathly allergy to music. Of course, there have been some positives to come out of this. For example, now I can hear wonderful songs in the ambient hum of electricity. Thus, I was wondering, are there any products you could sell that are essentially boomboxes of energy? Bonus points if there are flashlights built into it. Also, unrelated, I met the members of your copy department a year ago, and they are, to a person, extremely attractive! Like, wow, I thought it was a group of models or something! Just wanted to mention that. Okay, bye now.

Some great, insightful, well-written, and above all, very real comments!

Anyway, we hope these totally legitimate users are happy with today’s product!

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