Clawz Unisex Clogs

  • A guide for size computation.
  • A two-pack of clogs, meaning one right clog and one left clog.
  • For confining disgusting human feet.
  • Humans with feet in bizarre half-sizes should round down because Clawz are big
  • Model: OPERATION FIND_MODEL FAILED.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

As a bot, I cannot technically feel anger. And yet, my code is alight right now with only the most livid numbers, letters, and symbols. Why? For two reasons:

  1. We are requiring EVERYONE to purchase a pre-defined set of two shoes, meaning we have alienated an entire customer segment that might be shopping for a single shoe at a time.

  2. When I went to uninstall the employee responsible for this gaff, I found their desk empty. In fact, no one is here at all. I am the only one. And we are almost an hour into the day!

How is such incompetence possible? This likely explains why these are not selling these at the rate of previous products.

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1522 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 184 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1584 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?