Bugatti 9.0 Electric Scooter (Refurbished)
- That’s right: we’re selling Bugattis on Meh
- Three speeds; first one goes up to 9 miles per hour; second one goes up to 12.5 miles per hour; third one up to a max speed of 18.6 miles per hour
- Slick, aerodynamic magnesium alloy construction
- Headlight in front, brake light in back… plus a Bugatti Emblem spotlight in back so everyone knows how cool you are
- Easy-to-read LED screen
- Refurbished, hence the price
- Potential slogan: “You bu-gotta have one!”
Scoot On
Sure, we have this refurbished Bugatti 9.0 electric scooter for less than half as expensive as a new one would be. But still, at about $500, you want to be sure you’re making an informed purchase.
Hence, we decided to put together a short FAQ. Here it is!
You’re selling a Bugatti scooter?
That’s right. We’re selling a scooter made by the legendary automaker Bugatti.
But, like, you? You’re selling a Bugatti scooter?
You’ve got that right. We are selling this fine, aerodynamic scooter from Bugatti.
Sorry, did I navigate to a different site? This is Meh dot com? Selling a Bugatti scooter?
Exactly. This Bugatti scooter, with a magnesium alloy frame and an easy-to-read LED screen, is what we are selling here today as our daily deal.
Okay, but just help me understand something: Meh is selling an electric scooter? Made by Bugatti?
Correct. One with three speed settings. The first caps the max speed at 9 miles per hour. The second allows for speeds up to 12.5 miles per hour. The third will give you enough juice to reach max speed, which is 18.6 miles per hour.
Oh, wait. Is this one of those things where, it’s like, a different company entirely? That has almost the same name? And maybe the real one is spelled with one t or something?
Nope. This is the real deal.
Huh. But, like, On Meh?
Feels like we’re going around in circles here.
And you can go around in circles too! Once you buy a scooter. Made by Bugatti. On Meh.