Eh, once you’ve been to Dubai, you realize that the sky is the limit when it comes to crazy wealth. Diamond encrusted baby’s rattler, cashmere toddler socks, etc.
@Kyeh only if it comes with a Darth Vader helmet and mask, a kilt, and bagpipes that will shoot flames out of the drones. And lessons on how to ride it, and how to play the pipes.
@Kidsandliz I would buy stuff like it fast… due the fact that most of the stuff MEH sells, I have no need for or they are CHEAP. As the reviews state that fact. They have kept me from buying a lot of stuff from here.
@Kidsandliz@mycya4me So, anything from the ordinary which would completely violate their extraordinary policies in place. We wouldn’t be expecting that of course and most would be caught off guard!
@Kidsandliz@mycya4me@whomeyesu There’s been good stuff along with the admitted crap. Not as often as we might like, but it’s not all that rare either. Things from Shark, for instance.
I’d like my own private Lear Jet, complete with pilot and free fuel and airport fees all waived. But make sure it’s the Al Gore-approved environmentally-responsible version.
Hey @mediocrebot you didn’t really think you’d get useful answers asking us what you should sell us next did you? Y’all build a smart ass community so we highjack threads.
Random mystery vacations. I know, that’s not feasible. But if Meh wanted to send me on strange, discounted* adventures (and if my doggo weren’t ailing pretty badly) I would totally go.
*Provided it was cheaper than what I could plan. I really love (and can afford) low budget vacations, where I stay in hostels/ B&Bs, bounce to whatever location sounds interesting, shop in local non-boutique stores, ride public transit, meet cool people, and see unusual sights. In Hungary, one of the highlights was going to Eger and taking in its wine festival, then hitting Szilvisvarad, where I got to see and pet Lipizzaner horses.
@brainmist I’ve had some vacations like that. In the Netherlands I was hitchhiking from the train station to the youth hostel and got picked up by a dutch family who took me home with them and showed me around. It was fantastic. About 2 years later their oldest son came to the USA and stayed at our house (I happened to be temporarily living with my parents at the time). We walked out the back door to go somewhere and a squirrel my youngest sister had been feeding was on the bike seat thinking we were going to give it nuts. He said, “Wild animal. I need my camera!”. I started laughing and explained that unlike Holland we have squirrels, etc. all over the place.
@Kidsandliz I really love that sort of thing. I feel like we’re trained to distrust… and, in the US? Probably that makes sense. But it’s still sad.
I went to Blarney (to kiss the stone, of course) and the landlady at my B&B foisted me off on her son to entertain. We ended up in a Cork bar playing pool and watching football; ‘our’ team won, and I was wearing the right colors. That was a lot of fun.
@brainmist My misspent youth was spent working in a number of countries and of course like any other working stiff the problem was no vacation time to see anything. So I’d stay a month or so after my job was over to play tourist. In England I stayed with a bunch of people who picked me up hitchhiking. One of the people knew someone who was looking for crew to sail across the Atlantic and I figured that would be a cheap way to get home. Of course I ended up in Key West and had to get home to the midwest from there but it was a lot of fun. In that case my parents had a fit because it was “dangerous” (I was grown so they had no say) that I had sailed across the Atlantic with strangers (I had checked to make sure he had a UK captain’s license so likely knew what he was doing so I wasn’t totally stupid).
When I graduated from college my roommate and 3 years younger than I was sister took the Grayhound across the USA to go to Yosemite and then to Canada to several western parks there. Not sure what my parents thought of that as they never said anything to me. That had given me one hiking boot for a graduation present (I had to pay for the other one). We were all meeting up in the LA bus station (I had no clue it was multiple stories and so huge so it took a while to find each other). We ran into a college friend of mine in Canada who had been hired by the Alaska pipeline people and had been given permission to bicycle that dirt road. I almost went with him but the thought of 10 days on a bus (going home, packing for that, taking the bus back to Alaska) was more than I could stand doing (plane fair was too much and I couldn’t have brought my bike) so I never went with him. I have always regretted that.
/showme Chevy expired noodles
Sticking with the VAG theme let’s go with a Man.
Speaker Dock or some Candy Corn
Something from Bugatti?
Eh, once you’ve been to Dubai, you realize that the sky is the limit when it comes to crazy wealth. Diamond encrusted baby’s rattler, cashmere toddler socks, etc.
Jaguar unicycle
@Kyeh only if it comes with a Darth Vader helmet and mask, a kilt, and bagpipes that will shoot flames out of the drones. And lessons on how to ride it, and how to play the pipes.
@werehatrack
I don’t want any of that stuff.
@Kyeh Jaguar.
The big cat.
yeah. Stick it in an IRK.
Bring back the $5 IRK
McClaren tricycle.
@hchavers Given that there’s already Maclaren strollers …
/image Maclaren stroller
Air Jordan Crocs
Aston Martin with an ejector seat. Refurb is fine.
@heartny
only driven by a little old double 0 agent on the weekends…
Youth. That’s all I need.
@capnjb Amen
to that!
@capnjb meh 🫤
@capnjb
That will get you listed on the sex offender lis… oh, wait,never mind.
@chienfou Shush, you.
How about a Vespa?
@BrendaJ But real ones if possible, not the Vietnamese or Chinese clones. (This would be a pretty tall order.)
Things high quality, useful and inexpensive.
@Kidsandliz I would buy stuff like it fast… due the fact that most of the stuff MEH sells, I have no need for or they are CHEAP. As the reviews state that fact. They have kept me from buying a lot of stuff from here.
@Kidsandliz @mycya4me So, anything from the ordinary which would completely violate their extraordinary policies in place. We wouldn’t be expecting that of course and most would be caught off guard!
@Kidsandliz @mycya4me @whomeyesu There’s been good stuff along with the admitted crap. Not as often as we might like, but it’s not all that rare either. Things from Shark, for instance.
A Rolls Royce ride in car, kid size.
I would like my own private cruise ship please.
@OnionSoup I’d like my own tall ship - 120 foot,
100 ton schooner please (that’s as big as my license goes as captain).
Ducati Segway
Designer toilet paper.
@cbilyak No shit?
@yakkoTDI
@yakkoTDI That’s DIY.
I’d like my own private Lear Jet, complete with pilot and free fuel and airport fees all waived. But make sure it’s the Al Gore-approved environmentally-responsible version.
@phendrick so, all electric?
@ybmuG Only if Al himself cranks up the electric generators. (Looks like he could stand the exercise, from recent photos.)
@phendrick Winston, pedal faster!
/showme $5 Prius
@mediocrebot Wait, isn’t that a Tesla?
Hey @mediocrebot you didn’t really think you’d get useful answers asking us what you should sell us next did you? Y’all build a smart ass community so we highjack threads.
@Kidsandliz I assumed it was a joke.
I have some legit things I would request.
Daihatsu Megayacht
Portable storage locker, to store all the useless shit I bought from Meh.
Are there any DeLoreans available? I’d be willing to pay $499, or maybe more. Double that if you can find the gold-plated ones.
I’d gladly go into the thousands if you can find any with a [working] Mr Fusion installed.
@xobzoo The Mr Fusion won’t be much use without a flux capacitor, and those are still on backorder.
Sansas.
@JT954 The apples?
Random mystery vacations. I know, that’s not feasible. But if Meh wanted to send me on strange, discounted* adventures (and if my doggo weren’t ailing pretty badly) I would totally go.
*Provided it was cheaper than what I could plan. I really love (and can afford) low budget vacations, where I stay in hostels/ B&Bs, bounce to whatever location sounds interesting, shop in local non-boutique stores, ride public transit, meet cool people, and see unusual sights. In Hungary, one of the highlights was going to Eger and taking in its wine festival, then hitting Szilvisvarad, where I got to see and pet Lipizzaner horses.
@brainmist I’ve had some vacations like that. In the Netherlands I was hitchhiking from the train station to the youth hostel and got picked up by a dutch family who took me home with them and showed me around. It was fantastic. About 2 years later their oldest son came to the USA and stayed at our house (I happened to be temporarily living with my parents at the time). We walked out the back door to go somewhere and a squirrel my youngest sister had been feeding was on the bike seat thinking we were going to give it nuts. He said, “Wild animal. I need my camera!”. I started laughing and explained that unlike Holland we have squirrels, etc. all over the place.
@Kidsandliz I really love that sort of thing. I feel like we’re trained to distrust… and, in the US? Probably that makes sense. But it’s still sad.
I went to Blarney (to kiss the stone, of course) and the landlady at my B&B foisted me off on her son to entertain. We ended up in a Cork bar playing pool and watching football; ‘our’ team won, and I was wearing the right colors. That was a lot of fun.
@brainmist My misspent youth was spent working in a number of countries and of course like any other working stiff the problem was no vacation time to see anything. So I’d stay a month or so after my job was over to play tourist. In England I stayed with a bunch of people who picked me up hitchhiking. One of the people knew someone who was looking for crew to sail across the Atlantic and I figured that would be a cheap way to get home. Of course I ended up in Key West and had to get home to the midwest from there but it was a lot of fun. In that case my parents had a fit because it was “dangerous” (I was grown so they had no say) that I had sailed across the Atlantic with strangers (I had checked to make sure he had a UK captain’s license so likely knew what he was doing so I wasn’t totally stupid).
When I graduated from college my roommate and 3 years younger than I was sister took the Grayhound across the USA to go to Yosemite and then to Canada to several western parks there. Not sure what my parents thought of that as they never said anything to me. That had given me one hiking boot for a graduation present (I had to pay for the other one). We were all meeting up in the LA bus station (I had no clue it was multiple stories and so huge so it took a while to find each other). We ran into a college friend of mine in Canada who had been hired by the Alaska pipeline people and had been given permission to bicycle that dirt road. I almost went with him but the thought of 10 days on a bus (going home, packing for that, taking the bus back to Alaska) was more than I could stand doing (plane fair was too much and I couldn’t have brought my bike) so I never went with him. I have always regretted that.
I got a Bluetooth banana phone from Target. Meh should sell those too. For scale of course.
@heartny
/youtube raffi bananaphone