Today's The Bidet

Head over to the Amazon page for this BioBidet attachment, and the first thing you notice is that there are a lot of reviews (over 1000) and that it gets a very good rating (4.4 out of 5). Which is great. And many point to the same two things: the functionality and the ease of installation.

That’s definitely the crux of this one from user Dana G - Tucson:

After purchasing, it took months to garner the courage to install the Bio Bidet SlimTwist Bidet Attachment, but my fear was completely unnecessary; after reading the instructions and watching a couple YouTube videos on installation…easy peasy! I am now spoiled and miss my bidet when away from home. Can’t beat the clean feeling!

Sounds great, right? (I can relate to that first part. Anything that doesn’t come out of the box ready to go will sit around my house for a while before I finally get up the nerve to, like, read past step 2 in the instruction manual.)

Keith says the same thing:

This product is awesome - simple to install, unobtrusive, and effective! Really great price for a product that has become a staple for our hygiene.

SP, meanwhile, is even clearer about how quick it is to put in:

It took me longer to find the right wrench size for the hoses than it did to install it - 15 minutes.

And user Griesimatthew wishes they’d saved some money by getting this one before they bought a much fancier model:

I must say, I really like this Bidet. For the price, I would have chosen this one over my $300 electric one.

Not bad, huh?

If anything, the problem is these reviews are too straightforward and tasteful. After all, this is a bidet! Where’s the comedy??

Well, if that’s what we’re looking for, I hope this entry from the Q&A section suffices:

Anyway, get yourself a bidet!