Avalanche Yutan 20" Ripstop Backpack
- Outdoor backpacks
- (But they’re also compatible with inside)
A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories
This is an Avalanche Yutan 20" Ripstop Backpack. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.
Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.
Dear Meh dot com, and we don’t really mean the “dear” part,
Don’t even lie. You guys got our last letter. I know you did because you put it online on your Internet web site page.
We told you that your prices on our contractor-grade rope lights were in violation of our IMAP (Important Made-up Acronym Policy) Policy. I totally said they needed to be lower - uh, wait, was that higher? Different, anyway! You were supposed to make them different somehow! I told you!
Now here you go again with those prices we don’t like for some reason. Looks like your ass is in need of a lesson, and my sick email burns are the Ass Teacher of the Year.
So let me make this simple. If you do not immediately cease and desist in your criminal enterprise to respond to the forces of supply and demand, if you do not forgo practicing the sickening perversion of giving consumers what they want at a decent price, we will be forced to… um… bring the hammer down, and stuff! Yeah!
It’ll be majorly sucky for you guys! We’ll take our lights and go home and we won’t invite you to our birthday party! And our mom said we might could get a pony this year! You’ll be sorry! You’ll see! You’ll ALL be sorry!
Sincerely,
Fleighling Wildly
IMAP Administrator
Director of Impotent Bluster
American Lighting Inc.
