Ardour Pipe Hem Velvet Robes

Our Take

  • Soft velvet robe for at-home comfort
  • Designed for relaxed, everyday wear
  • Embrace the vibes
  • Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
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Winter’s Wake

A pipe hem isn’t a hem designed to accommodate your robed pipe-smoking. What? So you’re some sort of pipe and robe expert? Regardless, this could have been you, all winter long. Versatile enough for the rest of the year, too, just saying.


Winter has passed, and it was harder than it needed to be. We did our part to equip you properly, but somehow a full day’s worth of cold-weather relief still sits here, untouched and unexplained. This…is what’s left.

Meh-rathon

What’s a Meh-rathon?

Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

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  • Deal ended .
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  • (including shipping)

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