@FreePasta@cengland0 I didn’t get an email either (or so I thought) until I found it in my SPAM folder. Even Yahoo mail thought the mehrathon was junk!! (and I agree with them! )
@chienfou Well since the person who owns meh sold Woot to Amazon for 10’s of millions of dollars doubt he needs more money and thought he was doing it to give back. Used to be a lot more fun and cost a lot less to have that fun.
I ordered an IRK. I am such an idiot. I haven’t been stupid enough to buy one of these for like 15 years when my BOC had a flying monkey in it and a bunch of crap I don’t remember. I have been following your stupid site for far too long (this may come as a surprise, but this is just one of many poor life decisions I have made.) It is kind of comforting though, knowing I always have someone there for me… willing to take advantage of me when I’m most vulnerable.
@brochenzo I have sworn off Irks. They truly are garbage, and the included bags are useless. I got one once that was worth what I paid for it, the rest have mostly gone to Goodwill. Never again.
@brochenzo@Fuzzalini Gotten over 30 IRK’s and probably over all a net negative, but am sure the new X box series X I got for $ 5 is probably on Meh’s top ten list of the best IRKs of all time so probably shouldn’t complain too much.
Is the warehouse out of condoms yet?
The past 4 irks have been absolute garbage and you’ve just taken my money while I’ve bent over and you’ve kept the lube.
@Star2236 I happily placed my condoms (NO, not in orifices!) and am willing to serve as the lightning rod (NO, not THAT type of rod!) for condomly IRKs, and IRKish condoms.
Can I handle Meh’s condom capacity? No, probably not (ya dirty porno weirdoes). But right now a whole lot of agencies that kept people safer are dying, and it’s increasingly a community effort.
And I am stepping up to the job (No, not THAT job, ya pervs!)
/showme the meh.com offices and warehouses overflowing with condoms and lube, and employees desperately trying to stuff them into IRK shipments as fast as possible.
/showme the meh.com offices and warehouses relabeling condoms as balloons and lube as cooking oil, and employees desperately trying to stuff them into IRK shipments as fast as possible.
@ruthrheaSigning out is so EZ a kindergartner could do it!! Just follow the red arrows in the image below and you’ll be history to meh in no time! As for your slippers, order the correct size next time around.
2 day Mehrathon? Ugh.
There was no teaser email this time, though.
@FreePasta I got an email.
@cengland0
Just found it. Thank you for hacking my email and sneaking it in.
@FreePasta @cengland0 I didn’t get an email either (or so I thought) until I found it in my SPAM folder. Even Yahoo mail thought the mehrathon was junk!!
(and I agree with them! 
)
Can you stack the coupons or are they one per (future) purchase?
@chienfou An Enquiry Has Been Made. We await the response. @troy has been Summoned, but the smoke inside the pentagram has not cleared yet.
@chienfou And the answer is “No stacking. One per future Meh or SideDeal purchase.”
@chienfou @werehatrack A new variation to get us to part with more of our money for things we don’t need,
@Felton10
seems like this has been done before (coupons) and yes, contrary to what some may think, meh exists to:
@chienfou Well since the person who owns meh sold Woot to Amazon for 10’s of millions of dollars doubt he needs more money and thought he was doing it to give back. Used to be a lot more fun and cost a lot less to have that fun.
@Felton10
Been to the movies lately?
I could be wrong, but I would have to believe he plowed most (if not all) of that money into the formation of this enterprise.
@chienfou @Felton10 He got robbed. This site is has consistently been and remains decidedly mediocre.
/image this site is meh
I ordered an IRK. I am such an idiot. I haven’t been stupid enough to buy one of these for like 15 years when my BOC had a flying monkey in it and a bunch of crap I don’t remember. I have been following your stupid site for far too long (this may come as a surprise, but this is just one of many poor life decisions I have made.) It is kind of comforting though, knowing I always have someone there for me… willing to take advantage of me when I’m most vulnerable.
@brochenzo Not to worry, you’ve got plenty of company.
@brochenzo I have sworn off Irks. They truly are garbage, and the included bags are useless. I got one once that was worth what I paid for it, the rest have mostly gone to Goodwill. Never again.
@brochenzo @Fuzzalini Gotten over 30 IRK’s and probably over all a net negative, but am sure the new X box series X I got for $ 5 is probably on Meh’s top ten list of the best IRKs of all time so probably shouldn’t complain too much.
@Felton10 That is quite a score!
@brochenzo Oh well …
/showme Human named brochenzo upset at bad life decisions while mediocrebot comforts human and picks human’s pocket at same time.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Human named brochenzo upset at bad life decisions while mediocrebot comforts human and picks huma…”
@Fuzzalini I swear to god this is the last last last final one for sure 100% without a doubt! I will not be played!
@brochenzo @Fuzzalini I think he went wrong when he decided on bangs.
@brochenzo @cfg83 @Fuzzalini Damn, the bot’s being brutal - canned TEARS? List of goals plus HAHAHA?
@brochenzo @Fuzzalini @Kyeh OMG, CANNED Tears. I didn’t think of it way. Talk about bitter salty dregs.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot Didn’t even spell regerts correctly.
/image no regerts
Is the warehouse out of condoms yet?
The past 4 irks have been absolute garbage and you’ve just taken my money while I’ve bent over and you’ve kept the lube.
@Star2236 I happily placed my condoms (NO, not in orifices!) and am willing to serve as the lightning rod (NO, not THAT type of rod!) for condomly IRKs, and IRKish condoms.
Can I handle Meh’s condom capacity? No, probably not (ya dirty porno weirdoes). But right now a whole lot of agencies that kept people safer are dying, and it’s increasingly a community effort.
And I am stepping up to the job (No, not THAT job, ya pervs!)
/showme the meh.com offices and warehouses overflowing with condoms and lube, and employees desperately trying to stuff them into IRK shipments as fast as possible.
@jo2y Here’s the image you requested for “the meh.com offices and warehouses overflowing with condoms and lube, and employees desperately t…”
@jo2y I love all the signs
@jo2y @mediocrebot Woo hoo!
/showme the meh.com offices and warehouses relabeling condoms as balloons and lube as cooking oil, and employees desperately trying to stuff them into IRK shipments as fast as possible.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “the meh.com offices and warehouses relabeling condoms as balloons and lube as cooking oil, and em…”
@heartny Me too. I couldn’t stop laughing at them and my wife just didn’t understand.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot
That image redefined what IRK stands for. Inventory Relabel Keep-moving.
@jo2y @mediocrebot OMG, I read that sign but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together.
how do I sign out? I’ve signed in. slippers were not my size.
@ruthrhea Signing out is so EZ a kindergartner could do it!! Just follow the red arrows in the image below and you’ll be history to meh in no time! As for your slippers, order the correct size next time around.
@MrGoodGuy @ruthrhea I guess your help is why they call you MrGoodGuy.
please answer my question
@ruthrhea
@ruthrhea The Answer is of course 42! It is the answer to Life, the Universe & Everything!
@mycya4me @ruthrhea Jackie Robinson agrees …
It appears that candles and slippers have replaced speaker docks and power banks.
@heartny
I know, I’d much rather have power banks and speaker docks.
@heartny however there were knives
A Very Mehry Wintermas:
- Candles
- PJs
- Slippers
-Puffer Coats
- KNIVES???
Why does it always end in murder? And when do we get our Benoit Blanc knock-off?
Where are those mini quiet mice?
/showme Mice in a library being very very quiet.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Mice in a library being very very quiet.”
@cfg83 Nevermind, they were wired.
/giphy dinosaurs baby again
Wait, this is a 48 hour meh-rathon?
@cfg83 It appears to be, based on the Sidedeal IRK description: