Anker PowerCore III Sense 10,000mAh Portable Charger 18W PD USB-C

  • A nice slim powerbank that carries a nice big charge
  • Trickle charging mode for your low-power devices
  • 18-watts power delivery via USB-C (but there’s a USB-A port too)
  • How does it celebrate the spooky season: it doesn’t, so if that’s what you’re looking for, you better head over to Mediocritee
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This Is Your Captain Speaking

This is your captain speaking. Just wanted to let you all know that we’re having a small issue with the jet bridge. It jammed in just such a way that we can’t let you off the plane, but also can’t yet leave the terminal and get in the air. A crew is coming to disassemble it, reassemble it, reattach it, and then detach it, to ensure it works for the next flight. Should only take about an hour.

Hey, this is your captain again. We’re honored to present something special on this flight: noted director Zack Snyder has recut our pre-take-off safety video. He tells us that, though it is roughly thirty times longer than the original, we’re really going to appreciate all the additional backstory.

This is your captain speaking once more. Sorry for the additional delay. The plane needs to be de-iced. Unfortunately, one of the crew members in charge of doing the de-icing got iced. You remember that thing? From a while ago? Where you surprise someone with a Smirnoff Ice? And they have to take a knee and drink it? It’s that. And since he’s consumed alcohol, it’s no longer safe for him to do the de-icing. We’re checking for a sober de-icing specialist now. Hopefully, it doesn’t take too long.

This is your captain speaking. I’m excited to say, we are in line for takeoff. Now, there are quite a few flights scheduled to leave right now, so they’ve asked that we arrange ourselves in alphabetical order by last name. Once again, this is your captain speaking. Captain Zwyzilinsky.

It’s your captain again. Apparently, there was some pushback about the standard alphabetical arrangement, so the air traffic control has asked us to re-order, this time in reverse alphabetical order based on first name. Once again, I’m your captain, Asterisk Zwyzilinsky. And not the word Asterisk, but the actual symbol.

This is your captain speaking. Well folks, it looks like we’ve finally gotten into the air. Now, usually, this route takes about four hours, but due to fluctuations in the jet stream and a strange volcanic eruption, we’re actually looking at a flight time of close to seven.

Anyway, hope your devices are good and charged!

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