ALC Connect Home and Office Security System
- Protect your stuff by seeing it not be stolen via the 1080p HD camera.
- The camera can also pan and tilt. But what about the intangibles?
- The window/door sensors go off when there’s an intruder. They don’t just sense whether there’s a window or a door there. C’mon, that would be ridiculous.
- A HUB is included, which you can control via your phone.
- It’s also got a motion sensor, 2 power switches that can turn on flood lights, and 2 remotes that can be used to arm and disarm the system. 8-pieces over all.
- Model: AHS627-23. The AHS stands for, “Ah, home safety.”
In-meh-ption?
The shopper sits down at his computer in the morning. The product that alights his screen is something he’s seen before, on this very site. It was around the beginning of the year, he thinks, and it was selling for $119. That was a hefty 60-or-so bucks off the Amazon price. And now, at $89, it’s going for another $30 off the site’s original price. “I can’t believe it,” the shopper said. “It’s the Meh within the Meh.”
Suddenly he feels exceptionally light. He looks down. He no longer sits in his chair. He is floating in his home office.
“Ah, shit,” the shopper mutters. “This is an Inception thing, isn’t it?”
Yes, the shopper is right: this is an inception thing. For this is not the real world (the retail price) or even the dream (the original Meh price). The shopper is two levels deep, where things start to get strange.
“That movie came out eight years ago,” the shopper says. “And it wasn’t that great.”
The shopper should know that actually it was an excellent film, a best picture nominee, in fact. And also, he should know that if he wants an ALC Connect Home and Office Security System, he should not wait. There will be no further price drops after this one. It would be too dangerous. The Meh within the Meh within the Meh would be a place of such volatile instability. There’s no telling what might happen.
“But they go deeper in the movie,” the shopper says. “Wasn’t that the snow fortress part? And it was actually more stable. Like, they’re floating in the one level, then in the next level, which is supposed to be even deeper and more chaotic, their feet are firmly on the ground. Pretty huge continuity problem, in my opinion.”
Suddenly, gravity is restored, and the shopper comes crashing to the ground.
“Ouch! Jeez! My tailbone!” the shopper cries. “Fine, I get it! I’ll stop complaining about Inception.”
It’s true: shopper does finally get it. And what else does he get? An ALC Connect Home and Office Security System from Meh.com!
“But I don’t really want a–”
DID I STUTTER?!
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