For The Kids

These are KIND bars. But they’re not normal KIND bars. You see, these ones are chewy. Also, they’re for children. Which means, if you’re buying them, you better give them to some children. We don’t want any of the grown-ups who shop on this site eating these themselves.

Now, KIND bars are some of the best granola bars in the game. But, given that we employ adults exclusively here at Meh, we haven’t ever tried this type. So, we went to Amazon, to see what people–and by people, we mean children–were saying.

There were fewer reviews than we’d usually like for a write-up like this, but then again, maybe that’s a good thing, because it means there aren’t a bunch of children with freewheeling purchase power on Amazon. Still, we did find a few that seem worth highlighting.

User Amber Hall says:

Chocolate chewy healthy 100 calories pick me up.

We assume Amber must be talking about a pick-me-up after an especially grueling gym class, perhaps, or maybe a pretty intense game of tag on the playground. Because, again, these are for children.

User K Hockman says:

Finally - granola bars my kids can eat, and they taste amazing!!

Hmmm, something’s odd here. K seems to be insinuating a personal knowledge of the taste, but likely this is merely an issue of some clumsy phrasing, and, in truth, they’ve only received a report of the amazing taste from their children. Or so we hope.

Okay, one more review and then we’re done:

I always carry one of these bars in my purse, another one when I hike, and another one goes into my travel pack. These are handy for a late afternoon snack or if I am not able to have lunch when I need. Good product and they are cheaper than in a store.

Wait a minute. This one feels a little too grown up. Let’s check the review title. Oh no! It’s: “The BEST for adults, too”! Who is this mischievous person, you ask? We don’t know. They go only by ‘Amazon Customer,’ maintaining their anonymity to avoid arrest, no doubt. But don’t you worry! We’re going to talk to the authorities about this criminal flaunting their indiscretions in plain sight, and we’ll let you know what we learn.

In the meantime, buy some chewy KIND bars. For your children. And ONLY your children!