@kuoh Now I’m wondering if you’re thinking of a granola bar in a box/coffin, or if it’s more like a salad bar in a room [with a door].
Either one could meed your requirements.
But at least you aren’t looking for 7 red lines (2 with green ink, 2 with blue ink, the rest transparent), all strictly perpendicular to each other. (see “The Expert”)
@xobzoo Composed of 24 right angles arranged to form a contiguous 3 dimensional common geometric shape containing a non-negative internal volume of a nutritious, digestible, fragrant and ideally delicious conglomeration of FDA approved substances. Does that help clear up any confusion?
@mediocrebot@xobzoo Actually, that’s perfectly correct. There are 24 right angles on the bars in that picture (assuming you extrapolate a bit to the sides and the bars are rectangular in shape).
Snacky.
Tasty.
High fat, high protein: that way you actually feel satiated.
Always looking for snack bars that aren’t super sweet. They’re always too sweet.
Protein-y. I guess that could be considered healthy?
Edible.
full-bodied and packed with iron.
Encapsulated by 24 right angles.
KuoH
@kuoh Now I’m wondering if you’re thinking of a granola bar in a box/coffin, or if it’s more like a salad bar in a room [with a door].
Either one could meed your requirements.
But at least you aren’t looking for 7 red lines (2 with green ink, 2 with blue ink, the rest transparent), all strictly perpendicular to each other.
(see “The Expert”)
@xobzoo Composed of 24 right angles arranged to form a contiguous 3 dimensional common geometric shape containing a non-negative internal volume of a nutritious, digestible, fragrant and ideally delicious conglomeration of FDA approved substances. Does that help clear up any confusion?
KuoH
@kuoh @xobzoo You’re overthinking this… lol
/showme a snack bar encapsulated by 24 right angles
@mediocrebot Fail. But good try, I guess.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo Actually, that’s perfectly correct. There are 24 right angles on the bars in that picture (assuming you extrapolate a bit to the sides and the bars are rectangular in shape).
@ShotgunX It was wanting it to create a tiny little snack coffin. Oh well.
Opiated…If that is at all possible.
Heath Bars
Crunchewy…
Alive and sapient.
@OnionSoup “Spoilin’ nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.”
Bacon
Chocolate.
Not “Chocolate-y”, whatever evil that is.
/showme snackbars in someone’s hands that are alive and screaming for their lives
@mediocrebot boooooooooo! Not nearly horrifying enough.
/showme a horror scene where anthropomorphic snack bars are in someone’s hands and screaming in terror.
@mediocrebot Bing image creator missed the point when I asked it the identical prompt… but I somehow love this picture more.
@mediocrebot
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@mediocrebot @OnionSoup Has anyone told Inigo Montoya about this?
I want them to be clean, well-managed, and within walking distance. I don’t understand the other answers.
Iron
My ideal snack bar encompasses some of the above plus additional characteristics not listed.
@werehatrack I like parts of your answer.
@rockblossom @werehatrack Definitely some of the answers in the history of answers.
KuoH
Preferably inside me already.
@pakopako I love that Answer… it is the best one Yet…