72-Pack: This Saves Lives Snack Bars

  • Delicious bars that save lives
  • They already saved the lives, though. You get credit for nothing.
  • How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? You could be a terrible superhero who feeds these to people after they get hit by busses and stuff.
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Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)

The Deal: Tasty snack bars with kind of a weird premise

The Potential Ingratitude: Why does it say that on the package??

The Retort: Sorry. They just contain the antidote to the poison Christmas cookies you just ate. I’ll return them, it’s fine.

So far today...

  • 273803 of you visited.
  • 26% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 237 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 68 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $2541 total.
  • (including shipping)

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