72-Pack: This Saves Lives Snack Bars
- Delicious bars that save lives
- They already saved the lives, though. You get credit for nothing.
- How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? You could be a terrible superhero who feeds these to people after they get hit by busses and stuff.
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Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)
The Deal: Tasty snack bars with kind of a weird premise
The Potential Ingratitude: Why does it say that on the package??
The Retort: Sorry. They just contain the antidote to the poison Christmas cookies you just ate. I’ll return them, it’s fine.