120-Pack Organic Super Coffee K-Cups or 6-Pack Super Coffee Grounds
- Choose between 120 K-Cups or 6 bags of grounds
- Dating ranges between 3/18/23-4/21/23, but per the manufacturer these are safe and acceptable to consume up to 12 months after
- Available in Dark Roast, Vanilla, Mocha & Hazelnut, or a variety pack
- 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving (which is a little over 2 cups’ worth)
- Vitamins B6, B12, E and D3 as well as some L-Theanine but who cares, you’re here for the caffeine!
- Can it make a margarita: No, but it might help you get out of bed the morning after a margarita or three
Double Coffee
Consider the following two facts:
FACT THE FIRST - Strictly in terms of caffeine delivery, coffee was surpassed by other products a long time ago. It is an iROC Camaro from the 80s racing against modern, angular Lambos: as iconic as it is wildly outclassed. So many other products have come along promising so much more pick-me-up in smaller packages without even a hint of bitterness.
AND YET, despite this, coffee is far from going to extinct. And this is because…
FACT THE SECOND - Coffee cannot be described solely as a caffeine delivery system. For many of us who drink it, it’s an experience. It demands time (though not too much) and effort (but again, not so much as to make it daunting). It fills the house with that delicious coffee smell as water runs through grounds, awakening the flavors within them. It brews hot, demanding one pace themself to consume it, thus giving the drinker time to reflect (or something to enjoy slowly throughout a grueling commute).
These are things that a small shooter of “guava” flavored weird water can’t deliver.
AND YET, if you are a coffee drinker, you have experienced the feeling of waking up and knowing, immediately, that your usual one or two cups won’t cut it. Bad sleep. A hangover. Too much time in the sun the day before. Whatever the reason, the hours you spent in bed have not restored you to the point where coffee’s meager 95 milligrams of caffeine per cup will be enough to enliven your sleepy soul this morning.
So, you could have more cups than usual… and then feel a little too full and/or spend most of your morning peeing. Or, you could grab one of those above-mentioned energy shooters… and lose out on a vital part of your morning ritual.
OR, option three: you could get some Super Coffee. Today’s offering is a choice between grounds or pods, each tasting like delicious coffee while packing a whopping 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving.
(And, just to be clear this isn’t like the bottled stuff we sold before with a bunch of sweeteners and protein. It’s just coffee with some vitamins and antioxidants and extra 'ffeine.)
So maybe get some. You might not use it every day, but on those particularly rough mornings, you’ll be glad to have them.