6- or 12-Pack: Dancing Vines Lightsecco Sparkling Wine

  • Guaranteed to arrive by New Years!
  • The ABV? Low (like 5% or so)
  • The calories? Also low (like 60 calories per serving or so)
  • The bubble? Aplenty
  • Is it available in Georgia Red: Only if you add a bit of food coloring, and wow, will that look interesting while everyone’s watching the ball drop
  • Sour grapes about missing out on this year’s Bottled Cheer? Grab a 6-pack on SideDeal – it ships 2-day air and is guaranteed by Christmas!
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All holiday season long, it’s heavy on heavy on heavy.

You eat a cookie and some fudge and wash it down with eggnog or mulled wine. Even just a glass of red or a dark, malty winter ale can sit a bit heavy in your gut. And then, finally when you’re almost out of the thick of it, and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel–or maybe, you can see something light at the end of the tunnel–boom! New Year’s Eve. Finger foods. Drinking. Staying up late.

But what if we told you that you lighten your intake a bit without forgoing the bubbly? How, you ask? By buying this stuff.

Here’s what we’ve got: some sparkling wine that’s low calorie (60 calories per glass, or thereabouts) with low ABV (like 5%). And they call it… Lightsecco.

Sigh.

Like, c’mon, Dancing Vines. Are you KIDDING? Low-secco was right there, and you somehow ended up with this?

Anyway, where were we? Oh right, it’s delicious sparkling wine that’s not too boozy and not too heavy, making it perfect for enjoying a New Year’s Eve that’s fun and exciting without being over-indulgent. But it’s great for more than just a night.

Think about January. Some of you probably plan to go dry for the month. When February eventually rolls around, you might not want to dive back into drinking strong cocktails and merlot immediately. Instead, maybe you’ll want to ease in with something light and refreshing.

Or maybe you plan to cut back in January and set some health goals without explicitly cutting yourself off from anything. This Lightsecco can be your go-to drink for when you need to sip on something to unwind but don’t want to crack into anything super high-gravity.

Or maybe-- well, you know what? Forget it. You understand, don’t you? There are a million scenarios when you might want something to drink that tastes great and doesn’t leave you feeling groggy and full.

The only problem? The psychological one. It’s hard to justify paying $200 plus for a 12-pack of sparkling wine that defines itself by packing less of a punch than other comparably priced (or cheaper) options. So it’s a good thing that our price is a lot lower than that, allowing you to buy some diet wine without having to think, Am I really the kind of person who pays a premium for diet wine?

Pretty cool, right? But it sure would be a lot cooler if it was called Low-secco. Seriously, Dancing Vines, what were you thinking?!

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