6-for-Tuesday: LED Twist Reusable Glowsticks
Our Take
- You get 6 reusable glow-sticks (a random assortment of red, blue, and classic glow-stick green)- Thats right, theyre reusable glow-sticks- Theyre powered by batteries (included) and can be deactivated whenever- No chemicals (other than the ones happening in the battery)- Lets get this party started, and lets end it at a reasonable hour- Model: LG11-60222-SA3 (Looking at the search results for this model number its clear that no retailer knows what to call this brand. Some call it “Life+Gear”, others "Life Gear and others LifeGear. We prefer to omit it because who cares)
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Glow-sticks and Viagra have a lot in common. They both are made of pretty colors. They both involve thin stiff rods. And they both must be activated judiciously, when a good time is definitely about to happen.Until now.You see, you dont want to pop a Viagra if youre maybe going to engage in the physical act of love. Because if the would-be coitus flops, youll be stuck in an uncomfortable situation.And you don’t want to prematurely activate a single-use glow-stick if a crazy dance party is maybe about to happen. Because if the proto-party fizzles, youll be the fool with their shirt off waving glow-sticks while everybody else decides to call it an early night.But now, with reusable glow-sticks, you can activate them with abandon. If the party turns into one of the sit-down-together-and-watch-funny-YouTube-video variety rather than the wild dancing debauch you were envisioning, you can simply deactivate them like nothing happened.In fact, since others wont know that your glow-sticks provide multiple uses, they may take their activation as a sign of your dedication to party hard. Your glow-sticks could turn the tide of the party to revelry and rave-lry. Your (seeming) dedication to dance will inspire others. We wouldnt recommend a similar strategy with Viagra. Simply popping a pill and announcing it to your potential sexual partner is unlikely to enflame their loins. And unlike these reusable glow-sticks, you cant deactivate yours with a simple twist.Well