48-Pack: NEOH Low Carb Protein Candy Bars

  • The good: only 110 calories per bar, 1 gram of total sugars, and 3 grams of net carbs
  • The other good: 6 grams of protein
  • The bad: Far less than a dollar per bar (wait, that’s also good!)
  • Potential upside: might free us all from the Matrix
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Stay Hungry

Hello. It’s me. 10am. And I am the absolute worst.

My placement within the morning is diabolical. Far enough from breakfast to make your stomach rumble; not late enough for you to eat lunch. A whole hour, in fact, from 11am, the universally agreed upon earliest time to responsibly eat your second meal of the day. And even then there is risk. You leave your workday lopsided, the second “half” not a half at all but closer to three quarters.

And yet 11am is not the villain. I am. Because I’m the time you start thinking about lunch, thus all but guaranteeing you eat too early.

Unless, that is, you have a snack. But this option is also rife with potential unwise decisions.

You could opt for a donut or a bagel or some other common office treat destined to leave you feeling lethargic and bloated.

On the other hand, you could have some baby carrots or some celery. But though these things present themselves as the very picture of good health, they are not. For there is more to life than caloric content. We eat for nutrition, yes, but we also eat to feel alive. Therefore, vegetables do no good as a snack; they fail to satiate our desires us even momentarily.

But understand: I am not some indefatigable beast. I, 10am, can be slain with the right weapon.

Take these NEOH bars, for example. Sweet? Yes. Crave-able? Absolutely. Feels indulgent? You better believe it. And yet, each one has only 110 calories, 1 gram of total sugars, and 3 grams of net carbs. Plus, they pack a healthy 6-gram dose of protein to keep you going.

In other words, they will get you to noon but won’t overstay their welcome.

So get some, and conquer me: the ruthless, the terrible, the awful 10am hour.

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