TELL HER IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!
And congratulate yourself for having a wife who’s adventurous and fun.
I have purple and blue in mine; I do it myself, and you wouldn’t believe how many positive comments I get from people. It’s a great ice-breaker. Please tell her for me that I think it’s gorgeous!
I’d wonder when I acquired a wife. My S.O. has dyed his hair several different colors over the past few months, but I’ve stuck with my preferred slightly reddish light brown. Mine would be light grey verging on white if I didn’t color it.
I think it looks great. Life is to short. Hair color is something you can have fun with and it’s a lot more accepted now. I bet if she sticks with it she’ll find she likes it.
My wife stopped coloring her hair a few months ago and where it has grown out, it is kind of a dark silver. I think it will be quite striking once all the dyed parts are grown out and trimmed off.
I’d wonder how she gained the ability to time travel. It’s been a loooong time since i heard the phrase “beauty parlor”! Hair salon, or just salon, is the more current term.
“wow, babe. that looks bad, like, they did a bad job. did we pay actual money for this?” if they looked like the streaks in the picture u posted.
if they looked like, I dunno, “good”, I guess? id probably go “whhhoooaaa nice purple I dig it” because weird colors in chicks hair is sexy…
…unless it’s legit linear streaks not layered into the hair on a 65 year old mom Bob haircut on the surface layer only, like in the picture up top, at which point she’d have to sleep on the couch until it faded away or grew out bc, lmao, no stranger has ever seen us sleeping in our room together but, like, what if tomorrow is the day that happens? it’s bad enough she’s walking around with my last name looking like that, now you expect me to look like an ass AND get robbed if a home invasion happens in the middle of the night? nah man no thx
@chchchadzilla jeeeeeeez. y’all really up in arms over an obviously over-the-top-for-the-sake-of-comedy comment like mine? so much so you gotta bring your political views into it and make a wild ass presumption of mine? (which, I might add, and not that it’s any of your business, but are 100% incorrect)
a penchant for hyperbole or ability to discern and comprehend a sarcastic sense of humor are something I’d expect a website on the internet – especially one based on the idea of “meh”-- to absolutely have… but, uhh… here we are. y’all might want to loosen the torque on your lugs at your next oil change, it’d do ya some good to loosen up. it’s just life, guys; it ain’t that serious.
@chchchadzilla to be 100% clear, since I now realize I didn’t explicitly spell it out in plain English, and apparently that kind of thing doesn’t fly on this site, my answer to the original question is most aligned with “it wouldn’t be a big deal; it’s her hair. she can do what she wants, and it doesn’t matter what I think” with an added “I think non convention hair color is actually pretty sexy” thrown in for good measure.
…and if you think I would ever say anything negative about my wife’s appearance to her, or to anyone at all, ever in my life, especially a club of weirdo deal seekers on the internet, then you must be higher than the person who did those highlights in the original picture and was like “yeah, I’ll charge someone real actual money for this job” must have been.
… and in case THAT wasn’t clear (since I now know how y’all do with jokes), that’s not a dig at the woman in the picture. I don’t know her; nor do I know her opinion of that hair, since this is obviously taken by the person who cut and colored the hair, nor would I ever assume to outside of a joking context.
It is, however, a “dig” (via a joke) at the expense of the hair stylist who, if you’ve ever been around a lot of estheticians, barbers, or been one yourself, at any point in your life, obviously did an objectively bad job.
phew. that’s so much harder than just making a joke and having people laugh. how do you guys survive like this? (also, that last part is a rhetorical question, which means I’m not genuinely looking for you to give me an answer, because it wasn’t meant to be taken seriously or literally)
@chchchadzilla Just curious, how many color jobs have you done, to have such a strong opinion about the one in question? Not everyone wants to spend hundreds of dollars on a balayage, some people just want to have a little fun trying out streaks of color. My sister was a professional hair stylist and believed in giving her clients what they wanted, more than anything else. On a side note, in my defense, my reply above was completely in the spirit of a tongue-in-cheek, sarcastic dig. I hope it meets with your approval as a self-proclaimed expert in comedy, as well as hair trends. (Btw, as I’m sure you know, the style known as a bob isn’t capitalized like the proper name.)
@chchchadzilla@ircon96
There’s a difference between cheeky irreverent teasing and plain old nasty rudeness. ircon’s comment is the former, and yours, chchch, is the latter. Try some subtlety and brevity for a start.
Peripherally related, I once overhead the discussion of some parents of (junior/senior) highschoolers. They were absolutely appalled that their kids had shaved their heads in support of one of the sports teams. WTF, they’re in school, they didn’t get a tattoo/piercing, probably not doing drugs. Get some perspective - it’s just their freaking hair - it will grow back.
TELL HER IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!
And congratulate yourself for having a wife who’s adventurous and fun.
I have purple and blue in mine; I do it myself, and you wouldn’t believe how many positive comments I get from people. It’s a great ice-breaker. Please tell her for me that I think it’s gorgeous!
Ooo, I bet it looks neat when she holds the red and purple parrot.
@Kyeh We both speculated that she was more open to doing this given the do that Princess has.
I’d wonder when I acquired a wife. My S.O. has dyed his hair several different colors over the past few months, but I’ve stuck with my preferred slightly reddish light brown. Mine would be light grey verging on white if I didn’t color it.
My husband would not be happy but wouldn’t say much either. He doesn’t like unnatural colors in hair
@mbersiam Sounds like my dad and I tell him to just keep to himself.
I’d wonder when I became a lesbian, then tell her it looks cool.
@lisagd
Yesterday
@lisagd Who said lesbians get to have all the fun?
Edit - oh, you mean if YOU had a wife.
I think it looks great. Life is to short. Hair color is something you can have fun with and it’s a lot more accepted now. I bet if she sticks with it she’ll find she likes it.
My wife stopped coloring her hair a few months ago and where it has grown out, it is kind of a dark silver. I think it will be quite striking once all the dyed parts are grown out and trimmed off.
I’d wonder how she gained the ability to time travel. It’s been a loooong time since i heard the phrase “beauty parlor”!
Hair salon, or just salon, is the more current term.
@ircon96 When you get to my age, you use a lot of term that are out of date and no one else uses.
@Felton10 @ircon96 Yea verily.
I’d ask that person “Who are you, and what have you done with my wife??!!”
(Based on knowing my actual wife’s thoughts on the matter of hair color options for herself.)
@jester747 This.
I think it looks great! Good for her for taking a chance!!
Get busy wink
Hair is easy to change, wives are little bit harder. She’ll eventually get bored with it and change it so have fun with it.
Retrace my steps from yesterday and confirm exactly how much I drank to end up with a wife. Otherwise, I’d love it. I prefer an adventurous woman.
Tell her she should get her nails done to match and help pick a color.
“Didn’t they have time to finish?”
Whatever she asked me too just like before she left to go streaking.
“wow, babe. that looks bad, like, they did a bad job. did we pay actual money for this?” if they looked like the streaks in the picture u posted.
if they looked like, I dunno, “good”, I guess? id probably go “whhhoooaaa nice purple I dig it” because weird colors in chicks hair is sexy…
…unless it’s legit linear streaks not layered into the hair on a 65 year old mom Bob haircut on the surface layer only, like in the picture up top, at which point she’d have to sleep on the couch until it faded away or grew out bc, lmao, no stranger has ever seen us sleeping in our room together but, like, what if tomorrow is the day that happens? it’s bad enough she’s walking around with my last name looking like that, now you expect me to look like an ass AND get robbed if a home invasion happens in the middle of the night? nah man no thx
@chchchadzilla If it walks like an ass & talks like an ass…
@chchchadzilla Bad Monday? or a Trump supporter-probably both.
@Felton10
@chchchadzilla Are you ok? You seem to have bigger issues.
@chchchadzilla jeeeeeeez. y’all really up in arms over an obviously over-the-top-for-the-sake-of-comedy comment like mine? so much so you gotta bring your political views into it and make a wild ass presumption of mine? (which, I might add, and not that it’s any of your business, but are 100% incorrect)
a penchant for hyperbole or ability to discern and comprehend a sarcastic sense of humor are something I’d expect a website on the internet – especially one based on the idea of “meh”-- to absolutely have… but, uhh… here we are. y’all might want to loosen the torque on your lugs at your next oil change, it’d do ya some good to loosen up. it’s just life, guys; it ain’t that serious.
@chchchadzilla to be 100% clear, since I now realize I didn’t explicitly spell it out in plain English, and apparently that kind of thing doesn’t fly on this site, my answer to the original question is most aligned with “it wouldn’t be a big deal; it’s her hair. she can do what she wants, and it doesn’t matter what I think” with an added “I think non convention hair color is actually pretty sexy” thrown in for good measure.
…and if you think I would ever say anything negative about my wife’s appearance to her, or to anyone at all, ever in my life, especially a club of weirdo deal seekers on the internet, then you must be higher than the person who did those highlights in the original picture and was like “yeah, I’ll charge someone real actual money for this job” must have been.
… and in case THAT wasn’t clear (since I now know how y’all do with jokes), that’s not a dig at the woman in the picture. I don’t know her; nor do I know her opinion of that hair, since this is obviously taken by the person who cut and colored the hair, nor would I ever assume to outside of a joking context.
It is, however, a “dig” (via a joke) at the expense of the hair stylist who, if you’ve ever been around a lot of estheticians, barbers, or been one yourself, at any point in your life, obviously did an objectively bad job.
phew. that’s so much harder than just making a joke and having people laugh. how do you guys survive like this? (also, that last part is a rhetorical question, which means I’m not genuinely looking for you to give me an answer, because it wasn’t meant to be taken seriously or literally)
@chchchadzilla I’ve seen professionals do work that was much worse than that as far as I was concerned, to the utter delight of their clients.
@chchchadzilla Just curious, how many color jobs have you done, to have such a strong opinion about the one in question? Not everyone wants to spend hundreds of dollars on a balayage, some people just want to have a little fun trying out streaks of color. My sister was a professional hair stylist and believed in giving her clients what they wanted, more than anything else. On a side note, in my defense, my reply above was completely in the spirit of a tongue-in-cheek, sarcastic dig. I hope it meets with your approval as a self-proclaimed expert in comedy, as well as hair trends. (Btw, as I’m sure you know, the style known as a bob isn’t capitalized like the proper name.)
@chchchadzilla @ircon96
There’s a difference between cheeky irreverent teasing and plain old nasty rudeness. ircon’s comment is the former, and yours, chchch, is the latter. Try some subtlety and brevity for a start.
@chchchadzilla @ircon96 But also - if you’re married (which seems dubious) how would you feel if someone talked about your wife that way?
Peripherally related, I once overhead the discussion of some parents of (junior/senior) highschoolers. They were absolutely appalled that their kids had shaved their heads in support of one of the sports teams. WTF, they’re in school, they didn’t get a tattoo/piercing, probably not doing drugs. Get some perspective - it’s just their freaking hair - it will grow back.