4-Pack: ScrubIt Chenille Microfiber Car Wash Sponges
Our Take
- Your car is gross
- This will make it less gross
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY
You mean…?
SADIE
I’m pregnant, Roy. And I’m not raising this baby on the run.
ROY
Then I guess I have no choice. I’ll have to do the thing I do better than anyone.
SADIE
What’s that?
ROY
Clean house.
Cut to:
TITLE SCREEN: Cleaning House
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
