4-Pack 10ft Bungee Micro USB or Lightning Cables
- Model: BNG10-A
- Model: BNG10-B
- Cables are these long skinny things that make electricity and data go into stuff
- “Bungee” doesn’t mean “stretchy” in this case, it means “covered in woven fabric”
- Plug 'em in all over the house, leave them there, never search for a cable again
What would you do with 43 free hours?
Here’s some depressing math: if you spend just five minutes a week looking for your charging or syncing cable, over the next 10 years you’ll waste 43 hours in this most pointless and frustrating of modern activities. That’s enough time to watch the first three seasons of The Wire. Or fly from New York to Sydney and back. Or clear Final Fantasy XV. Or listen to all of the Clash’s studio albums, plus non-LP singles and B-sides, six times.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Stop thinking of your cable as something you carry around. Start thinking of it as a bunch of somethings you keep all over the place.
At these prices, you can afford to. Whether you choose micro-USB or Lightning cables - or both - you’ll get four durable, 10-foot cables with woven fabric covering, ready to be stationed around the house so there’s always one close at hand for years to come. Plug one into an outlet by your bed, another one in the living room, another one in your PC. Buy several four-packs to keep in reserve and never worry about finding a cable again.
Alas, they’re not stretchy, which makes the Bungee name annoyingly inapt. Who thinks the distinctive characteristic of a bungee cable is that it’s covered in woven fabric? But since every other single thing about them is great, we can overlook a dumb name.
Which, speaking of dumb names, Final Fantasy XV? How “final” can it be if there have already been 14 of them?
