36-Pack Schick Slim Twin ST2 Sensitive Razors (Unboxed)






Our Take
- 36 disposable razors
- Unboxed means they’re just bouncing around loose in the box, hence the low price
- Use them to shave your legs, or let’s be honest, your face or anything else
- “Slim Twin” is a pretty silly name
- Model: Slim Twin (F)
The Mehliad
Chapter 47
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.
I fumbled for the door but in the low light from a single lightbulb swinging by its cord I missed. The Mortimer-homunculus grasped at my back.
“Where ya goin’, friend? You get to stay down here with us now!” he grunted with the effort. I ducked and ran, smashing into something hard on the wall. I heard the crack of plastic. A fire box! I smashed the rest of the panel and grabbed the axe inside.
“You’re not Mortimer and Monte!” I said, brandishing the axe, “Get away from me!”
“Sure we are,” hissed the Monte-doppelganger, “We’re just…better now.”
“Focus-tested,” Mortimer wheezed, “without all those rough edges.” With a scream he dove at me. He was shockingly fast, given how labored his movement had been up until now. Not fast enough. I brought the axe down with a gruesome crunch into the center of his spine. His arms went limp around my waist and he fell, dead weight, wailing in agony.
Monte took the opportunity to hurl a speaker dock at my face, splitting my forehead open. Blood dripped into my eyes and obscured my vision. I scanned the room furiously but he was on my back before I could react. I felt his hands tighten around my throat. I jabbed the axehandle into his ribs. He cried out, but didn’t let go. I started seeing stars, and I could feel my muscles burning from the lack of oxygen.
The axe fell from my hands, my fingers unable to grip it. My focus started to drift. I felt further and further away from body. The blood rushing to my head went from a roar to a dull, distant ring. I closed my eyes, accepting it.
Monte screamed. It was a hideous, feral scream that ended in a gurgling croak as he slumped against the wall and fell to the ground, releasing me and clutching feebly at his neck. I gasped for breath and fell to my knees to regain my strength. I saw the knife in his throat. Standing over him was Aoelh.
“Th…thank you,” I gasped.
“Welcome,” he replied.
“Where’s polo shirt?” He shrugged. There was no sign of the guy in the room. “Come on,” I said as I grabbed the fireaxe, “we have to find Goggles and get out of here.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.