



3-Pack: Racing Roaches
- 3 roaches perfect for racing!
- What do you mean you don’t understand?
- Don’t forget the IRK !

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How To Throw A Racing Roaches Themed Birthday Party
- Release some roaches.
- Oh, shit, wait, not real roaches.
- You didn’t release real roaches, did you?
- DID YOU?!