3-Pack: Cut The Bull Single-Ingredient Protein Powder [MEMBERS ONLY]
Feel the Love: a Vaguely Valentine's-Themed Meh-rathon
How to spice up your love life with Cut The Bull Single-Ingredient Protein Powder
- Use the protein powder to get super jacked.
- Show your beloved your cool new muscles.
- Take your beloved out to dinner.
- When the waiter takes too long, look at your watch.
- Uh-oh, flexing your arm in that way engaged your muscles.
- They’re too firm.
- They’ve torn your shirt.
- You’re being kicked out because this is a fancy restaurant and you’re now wearing a sleeveless shirt.
- Say to your beloved, “Getting kicked out for being too jacked. Pretty cool, huh?”
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Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
