24-Pack: Super Major Oat Milk Chocolate Bars

  • Really good oat milk chocolate
  • Killer price if you’re into this kind of thing
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: not just chocolate, but obscure chocolate!
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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