2-Pack: Vornado Zippi Personal Fans
Our Take
- Tiny, soft-bladed fans
- They do need to be plugged in
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 2-pack of Vornado Zippi Personal Fans as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “The reason I didn’t give you this on Valentine’s Day? Because it’s important for there to be personal space in a relationship. And now, I’m giving you a personal fan.”
What it actually says: “It’s a two-pack, so we can cool down on our own, far away from each other.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
