Drink Up

You’re not going to believe this, but these things? They keep cold things cold for a very long time. Like 24 hours! That’s an entire day! And seriously, we hope you’re sitting down for this next part: they also keep hot stuff hot for a very long time. Like 12 hours! That’s an entire half of a day!

Sorry if we sound a little facetious here. Really, we’ve gotten spoiled when it comes to portable drink vessels. They used to be some impossible-to-clean bottles that made your water taste like plastic after being out in the sun for fifteen minutes. Now it seems like everything can keep ice cubes from melting for a decade.

But just because there are other products on the market that can do what these do doesn’t make it less impressive. Furthermore, we’re not selling a 2-pack of any other hyper-efficient double-walled vessels for 20 bucks (at least, not today).

In other words: they’re good, and they’re cheap.

That makes them a great investment for your next trip to a beverage city. You know what we’re talking about! A destination like:

• Cocoa-Cola Beach, FL
• Ochai, CA
• Indiansnappleis, IN
• Fanta Cruz, CA
• Teattle, WA
• Mountain Diew, CA
• La Croixsie, ID
• Jolt Lake City, UT
• Horchattanooga, TN
• Carmel-Macchiato-by-the-Sea, CA

Wowza, these are some terrible puns. But these bottles? They’re not terrible at all. In fact, they’re good. Which is why you should buy some.