Snow skiing in Florida.
@yakkoTDI I guess in Key West.
Tripping over my own feet, most likely.
Carrying my new mattress into the house. it’s on its way and weighs 110 lbs.
Can’t do any of those unless I want to go somewhere that it snows, which is a hard nope
Testing the Tongue on the Frozen Flagpole meme?
@phendrick /showme tongue stuck on the frozen flagpole
@mediocrebot wrong movie? you missed the classic?
@phendrick I once did that on our basement freezer when I was a little kid. I was never so sorry! It wasn’t even worth my diet of popcycles for the entire week! Lesson learned!
If I’m lucky, not at all.
More likely, I’ll wake up with some phantom injury and spend some painful days wondering how I did it.
Cough a lung up. I hate winter colds.
Probably falling off of a ladder going on a rooftop to fix a furnace at work.
@edguyver14 OMG, ON THE ROOF TOP!
Sleep on my side the wrong way. Will probably end up hurting my back, neck, shoulder, and knees from it. It’s always whatever I least expect.
Snow skiing in Florida.
@yakkoTDI I guess in Key West.
Tripping over my own feet, most likely.
Carrying my new mattress into the house. it’s on its way and weighs 110 lbs.
Can’t do any of those unless I want to go somewhere that it snows, which is a hard nope
Testing the Tongue on the Frozen Flagpole meme?
@phendrick
/showme tongue stuck on the frozen flagpole
@mediocrebot wrong movie? you missed the classic?
@phendrick
Lesson learned! 
I once did that on our basement freezer when I was a little kid. I was never so sorry! It wasn’t even worth my diet of popcycles for the entire week!
If I’m lucky, not at all.
More likely, I’ll wake up with some phantom injury and spend some painful days wondering how I did it.
Cough a lung up. I hate winter colds.
Probably falling off of a ladder going on a rooftop to fix a furnace at work.
@edguyver14 OMG, ON THE ROOF TOP!
Sleep on my side the wrong way. Will probably end up hurting my back, neck, shoulder, and knees from it. It’s always whatever I least expect.