@danoinct I suspect he’s a bit like the Duolingo owl. Only instead of harassing you if you don’t practice Esperanto, if you stop buying from Meh, eventually you’ll start getting messages from Irk “I see you haven’t bought something in a while, you know I know where you live, right? I shipped a speaker dock there.”
Then the bricks come through the window at night. Your car’s tires get smashed, your children get kidnapped and their fingers mailed to you in Georgia Red envelopes.
Don’t stop buying if you don’t want meh to send Irk after you.
@danoinct@OnionSoup there’s a comic strip store mascot (Penny Arcade) that is a blue fuzzball called the Blerch; if you don’t feed him money, he turns into the much darker flesh reaper.
That sounds a little bit threatening. I hope Dr Unkcat is okay.
I was never concerned that Irk was a serial killer… until today.
@danoinct I suspect he’s a bit like the Duolingo owl. Only instead of harassing you if you don’t practice Esperanto, if you stop buying from Meh, eventually you’ll start getting messages from Irk “I see you haven’t bought something in a while, you know I know where you live, right? I shipped a speaker dock there.”
Then the bricks come through the window at night. Your car’s tires get smashed, your children get kidnapped and their fingers mailed to you in Georgia Red envelopes.
Don’t stop buying if you don’t want meh to send Irk after you.
@danoinct @OnionSoup there’s a comic strip store mascot (Penny Arcade) that is a blue fuzzball called the Blerch; if you don’t feed him money, he turns into the much darker flesh reaper.