2-Pack: Narcissist Soap

  • You’re so vain
  • You think this soap is about you, don’t you?
  • Don’t forget the IRK !
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Happy Birthdays To Us

How To Throw A Narcissist Soap Themed Birthday Party

  1. Invite some people over.
  2. Put a big pot on the stove.
  3. Add some celery and carrots, but with a lot of self-importance.
  4. Oh.
  5. Soap.
  6. Not soup.
  7. Shit.

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