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2-Pack: Narcissist Soap
- You’re so vain
- You think this soap is about you, don’t you?
- Don’t forget the IRK !
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Happy Birthdays To Us
How To Throw A Narcissist Soap Themed Birthday Party
- Invite some people over.
- Put a big pot on the stove.
- Add some celery and carrots, but with a lot of self-importance.
- Oh.
- Soap.
- Not soup.
- Shit.