2-Pack: My Perfect Nights Memory Foam Travel Pillow with Eye Mask and Ear Plugs
- Get the snooze you want where you want
- Cover those eyes and plug up those ears
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 2-Pack My Perfect Nights Memory Foam Travel Pillow with Eye Mask and Ear Plugs!“
“Honey, you really DO listen to me!”
“Yeah!”
“You remembered I can’t STAND the sight of you or hearing your voice day-in and day-out, and now I don’t have to deal with either whatsoever!”
“Likewise!”
