2-Pack: Merkury Color LED WiFi Bulbs
Our Take
- “Millions of color options” which sounds overwhelming.- Control the brightness of one or whole groups of these things at once.- Works with Alexa and perhaps even not-Alexa Alexas too.- You can schedule when they turn on or off. For added fun, you can forget the schedule and think “GHOSTS!!!”- Model: MI-BW921-999 for “Mega Illumination, Big Wattage.” (The numbers are part of the joke too, but only big light nerds will get it.)
Bundles, Redefined!
Hi all. @dseanadams here. A long time ago, [I ran a school that helped people with a vague knowledge of commerce become masters of business][1]! (For legal purposes, I am required to mention that we do not grant actual master’s degrees.) Now, Im getting back in the game. Im excited to announce the re-opening of the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership. ![][2]*Todays lesson:***Bundle Up with Profits! (An FAQ about Sales Bundles)**The first thing many people think of when they hear the word bundle is the bed-thing that comes out from under another bed. But thats actually a different undle word: “trundle.” And mistakes like this can really cost your business, because if your CEO tells you to put together a sales bundle, and you just take a bunch of products from the warehouse and shove them under your bed, thats not only bad for sales, its actually called stealing. ![][3]To help you avoid issues like this one, weve put together a handy FAQ. Take a look:Q: *So what exactly is a sales bundle?*A: A sales bundle is a group of related products sold together. For example, if you sold a flashlight, a box of flashlight wipes, and a shirt with a flashlight on it all together, that would be a flashlight bundle. But if you had a sale that lasted a short amount of time where each item was sold individually, that would be a flashlight flash sale. Q: *Can a sales bundle be made up of entirely the same product?*A: Absolutely. For example, many in the business field call trees natures bundle because they produce bundles of fruit, such as apples.Q: *Isnt it a bushel of apples?*A: Yes, it is technically. But thats probably because bundle of apples sounds like a vocal warm-up for actors, and apple farmers didnt want to be associated with theater people.![][4]Q: Wait a minute: its Saturday, which is usually bundle day on Meh, but youre selling a 2-pack of lights. Is this whole lesson just a means of justifying the fact that you didnt have the energy to put together a bundle? A: Huh? What are you talkingQ: SHUT UP! WELL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!A: Okay, fine! But you dont have to shine that thing directly in my eyes. Q: *You mean this Merkury Innovations Smart Wi-Fi LED Color Light Bulb that can switch between a warm white light or millions of color options to set the mood and create atmosphere in any room?*A: Are you just reading me sales copy now?Q: *WE SAID WELL ASK THE QUESTIONS!*A: Im sorry, Im just getting so confused.Q: *Could the confusion be because this has all just been a bad dream?*A: Oh my! Thats exactly it! This was all just a bad dream! Anyway, I hope this answers any questions you had about sales bundles. Until next time, professor @dseanadams signing off! [1]: https://www.woot.com/Forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=4572063 [2]:
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