Drinking Terribly - Capri Not-so-sunny
11Since you haven’t had an episode in awhile, my wife and I would like to humbly submit this truly vile concoction that we created:
The Soccer Mom
(or Capri Not-so-sunny)
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Stick straw into package of Capri Sun. We used Capri Sun Fruit Refreshers Very Berry Punch, but we suspect that any flavor of Capri Sun will create equally vile results.
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Squeeze package of Capri Sun out into tumbler.
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Add two shots of Vodka into tumbler. We ended up wasting some perfectly decent Stoli - we wished we went with something cheaper.
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Add ice.
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Stir.
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Drink. Retch. Display disbelief that a simple “fruit drink and vodka” mix can be so repulsive. Drink again to confirm.
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(Optional) Finish drink, not wanting to “waste” perfectly good vodka.
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I bet this would work with anything in my liquor cabinet. Thanks!
@sammydog01 - Yeah, we mistakenly thought Vodka would be the best liquor pairing. My guess is anything else would be just as horrible.
@sammydog01 @Scottidog I dunno. Rum might work. Call it a meh-tai…
Step 7 is not optional for the respectable drunk.
You should have went with the “purple stuff”.
/youtube purple stuff sunny d
@medz Sunny Delight tastes like orange juice with perfume in it.
The only thing I can think of that would be worse, as a mixer would be root beer.(especially with spiced rum)
I saw this drink on a show I was watching: “Redneck” or sometimes “Hillbilly” Margarita:
Ingredients:
How to mix:
@bramby2 You rim the glass after it is filled??
What kind of sorcery is this?
@zachdecker my sincerest apologies for the trickery. STEP 1: SALT
@bramby2 whatcha dirty a glass for? Drink half the Mtn Dew, and top off the can with tequila.
@walarney only if The Dew is in this sweet can cozy:
You lost me at step one on this recipe.
I can never get the straw into a package of Capri Sun.
@zachdecker - I suppose a scissors is an acceptable way to extract the Capri Sun.
But if you’re looking to unwind after a day of looking after little ones, I’d suggest checking into rehab. If you’re shaking that much, it’s probably not long before Child Protective Services pays you a visit.
https://www.thrillist.com/vice/alcoholic-capri-sun-cocktails-nostalgic-90s-snacks
@medz - considering one of the drinks was Capri Sun and Vodka - I don’t think they actually drank these recipes. Or they were so drunk that draino would have gotten a writeup of “I enjoyed the spice, and the sensation of the erosion of my upper digestive system was an experience I look forward to at my next cocktail hour.”
@Scottidog Yeah, they did use strawberry kiwi flavor, but probably not much difference. I did like their technique of cutting the tops of the juice bag, though.