Drinking Terribly - Capri Not-so-sunny

Scottidog thought this was worth mentioning said
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Since you haven’t had an episode in awhile, my wife and I would like to humbly submit this truly vile concoction that we created:

The Soccer Mom
(or Capri Not-so-sunny)

  1. Stick straw into package of Capri Sun. We used Capri Sun Fruit Refreshers Very Berry Punch, but we suspect that any flavor of Capri Sun will create equally vile results.

  2. Squeeze package of Capri Sun out into tumbler.

  3. Add two shots of Vodka into tumbler. We ended up wasting some perfectly decent Stoli - we wished we went with something cheaper.

  4. Add ice.

  5. Stir.

  6. Drink. Retch. Display disbelief that a simple “fruit drink and vodka” mix can be so repulsive. Drink again to confirm.

  7. (Optional) Finish drink, not wanting to “waste” perfectly good vodka.