@ChadP@medz@Moose@ThomasF Whoever was to blame I liked it- please make more. If you don’t I’ll start sending random battery operated toys to the office- then you’ll be sorry.
@ChadP@Durago@medz@Moose@sammydog01 Is it the one that giggles at the end and says “Let’s go again!” and the dog goes “Ruff ruff!” Because I know that one. And it has tormented my family’s Welsh Terrier for many years.
@RiotDemon I hope you’re implying that Monkeybot is actually Chimpbot or Apebot.
I’m of two minds on the matter; I am a pedant, but for some reason I enjoy using the word “monkey” even when it’s not technically correct.
@cinoclav@sammydog01 While seeking ridiculous items, I happened upon this guy out of box and a little beat up. Then I cleaned it up and summoned a demon to possess it.
@sammydog01@ThomasF That’s the cool thing about scorpions. I took this at the Memphis Zoo. The tank had a button you could press to turn on the black light.
@cinoclav We had an emperor scorpion at the science museum. I used to take a tiny black light flashlight in and shine it on him for the kids. Our new animal person said that’s what killed it. (Not me personally but all of us.). Now if I’m in the mood I take my paperweight in with my black light.
@sammydog01 From what I’ve read, they would have to have constant exposure to the UV rays to be affected. Occasionally shining a black light on them really wouldn’t be the cause of death.
@mediocrebot@Seeds Well, it did tell me that the command is only available to VMP members which, in its machine logic, probably came before trying to use it in a non-product thread.
@DennisG2014@Seeds The buy command in theory, should work in any thread. One deal available per day should not be that difficult to know what you are purchasing, @mediocrebot
I wandered through a thrift shop yesterday and found this-
Looked online and it’s Monkeybot’s older cousin Zoomer. I love Zoomer so much! So I pulled out my collection of Wowwee robots to play with.
I love them so much too! (Except Tribot- he’s kind of a jerk.)
Now I need you guys to stop buying drinks for the Ion Audio reps and find me some rechargeable batteries. OK?
Holy shit, a new video?!
Hi Monkeybot! Hi @Moose! I assume by the finger in front of the lens that this was not a Matthew production. But I’ll take any kind of new video! Yay!
@sammydog01 wasn’t my finger.
Hi.
@Moose @sammydog01 that finger has the hallmark of @chadp all over it
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 Yes, yes. Blame Chad… definitely him…
@medz @Moose @sammydog01 not my finger. Not my camera. Don’t rope me into this.
@ChadP @medz @Moose @ThomasF Whoever was to blame I liked it- please make more. If you don’t I’ll start sending random battery operated toys to the office- then you’ll be sorry.
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 @ThomasF It must have been my fault…
/giphy goat finger
@shahnm you’re right
/giphy blame!
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 I must sustain my perfection, Chad. Now, I’m not pointing fingers, but we need a sacrificial lamb here.
@ChadP @Moose @sammydog01 @ThomasF Chad’s rep can take the hit
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 @ThomasF I have a Hallmark one with a dog and snowman that plays Jingle Bells. Don’t tempt me.
@ChadP @Durago @medz @Moose @sammydog01 Is it the one that giggles at the end and says “Let’s go again!” and the dog goes “Ruff ruff!” Because I know that one. And it has tormented my family’s Welsh Terrier for many years.
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01
Did @ThomasF seriously say he has to maintain his perfection?
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 @ThomasF It’s the one where it vibrates at the end, and has bells on it.
@ChadP @Durago @medz @Moose @sammydog01 Yes. That is it. I love that one. Send it.
@ChadP @medz @Moose @sammydog01 @ThomasF I need mine to torment my cat, or I would.
If only you were selling this today…
@duodec I would buy two.
Your twerking security monkey leaves a lot to be desired.
@cinoclav It’s trying its best.
@ThomasF It shall be rewarded thusly.
Oh no I can’t sleep now.
Oh No It’s Monkeys! Was that from Pitfall?
Flashback.
Something new is always welcome.
This better show up in my fuko.
Dammmmmn, that perimeter is secure, now!
Oh no monkey bot! What happened to your tail?
@RiotDemon I hope you’re implying that Monkeybot is actually Chimpbot or Apebot.
I’m of two minds on the matter; I am a pedant, but for some reason I enjoy using the word “monkey” even when it’s not technically correct.
@DennisG2014 @RiotDemon It is a chimp but I liked the sound of monkeybot better.
Monkey bot needs a wheel on his face.
Where’s the cape and hood?
@Lighter capes are so 2 sites ago.
@Lighter @Thumperchick
2 1/2 actually.
@Lighter No capes!
/giphy no capes
/buy /buy /buy /buy /BUY
@DennisG2014 Sorry, the
/buycommand is currently only available to VMP members.@mediocrebot
@DennisG2014 wait… does /buy work in non-product threads?
@Seeds lol, I was making a joke. I’m not VMP so it wouldn’t work for me anyway.
@DennisG2014 I know, I was just curious
@DennisG2014 @mediocrebot that really works?
If you really have to own one it’s available on eBay or at Kohls.
https://m.kohls.com/product/prd-2666110/zoom-pets-zoomer-chimp-robot.jsp
@cinoclav I would like to change my answer about purchasing one. Fifty bucks on Amazon. Yikes.
@cinoclav @sammydog01 While seeking ridiculous items, I happened upon this guy out of box and a little beat up. Then I cleaned it up and summoned a demon to possess it.
/8ball @ThomasF Should we ask why you were searching for ridiculous items?
Ask again later
@ThomasF I have a scorpion paperweight I happened upon. It glows blue under black light. Ridiculous items are the best.
@sammydog01 @ThomasF That’s the cool thing about scorpions. I took this at the Memphis Zoo. The tank had a button you could press to turn on the black light.
@cinoclav They shine like that under black light because they’re covered in the blood of all the humans they’ve attacked.
@cinoclav We had an emperor scorpion at the science museum. I used to take a tiny black light flashlight in and shine it on him for the kids. Our new animal person said that’s what killed it. (Not me personally but all of us.). Now if I’m in the mood I take my paperweight in with my black light.
@sammydog01 From what I’ve read, they would have to have constant exposure to the UV rays to be affected. Occasionally shining a black light on them really wouldn’t be the cause of death.
@medz Well, I’m glad you chose blood as the bodily fluid of choice. I shudder to think of the alternative.
@cinoclav I’ve read that too but never argue with the bug lady.
/giphy bug lady
MonkeyBot’s pranks are much less interesting than MediocreBot’s.
@Nuurgle Monkeybot is still struggling to understand its own existence and is futilely lashing out against the world.
@Nuurgle @ThomasF Maybe it’ll find a nice whale and a bowl of petunias to make friends with. Briefly.
@Nuurgle mediocrebot would drive this guy bananas…
/buy
@Seeds Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
@mediocrebot thought so. You could have let @DennisG2014 know.
@mediocrebot @Seeds Well, it did tell me that the command is only available to VMP members which, in its machine logic, probably came before trying to use it in a non-product thread.
@DennisG2014 I want all the errors!
@DennisG2014 @Seeds The buy command in theory, should work in any thread. One deal available per day should not be that difficult to know what you are purchasing, @mediocrebot
/buy the robot monkey, stupid mediocrebot
@medz Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
Monkey Mondays??? He is so cute!
Omg I wants one! I love monkeys!!
@ragingredd
https://www.amazon.com/Zoomer-Interactive-Command-Movement-Sensors/dp/B019K8K75U
Cyber security has a new face. Take that, Russian hackers! (I’d say Chinese hackers, too, but somehow I suspect it’s made in China.)
Did woot layoff the monkeys too?
I wandered through a thrift shop yesterday and found this-
Looked online and it’s Monkeybot’s older cousin Zoomer. I love Zoomer so much! So I pulled out my collection of Wowwee robots to play with.
I love them so much too! (Except Tribot- he’s kind of a jerk.)
Now I need you guys to stop buying drinks for the Ion Audio reps and find me some rechargeable batteries. OK?
Okay, who’s the wise ass who sent the minionbot.
@ThomasF
/giphy roomba knife fight
^Not what I was going for, but too cute to change.
@ThomasF That depends- did you like it? If not it was @Barney.
@sammydog01 @ThomasF
@Barney @sammydog01 So @woodhouse is using it to torment @chadp and now @chadp is slowly trying to destroy it.
@Barney @ChadP @sammydog01 @ThomasF
https://imgur.com/q2VxgWo
MRW
@woodhouse
/image kill it with fire
@RiotDemon
@woodhouse
/youtube I don’t like it not one bit
@ChadP @sammydog01 @ThomasF @woodhouse
https://imgur.com/q2VxgWo
No, no! Sent that by mistake. Please return little Freddie to me. I miss him so much.
(Aww, he’s so cute. Nice find @sammydog01.)
@Barney @ChadP @sammydog01 @ThomasF He’s been defaced to the point of being unrecognizable by his family.
@ChadP @ThomasF @woodhouse
You meanies.
@Barney @ChadP @sammydog01 @ThomasF @woodhouse
What does he look like now?
Provided he does not imitate the guy seen here, we should be fine.
(Warning: Do not look at while eating or drinking, you might choke from laughter)
@Barney @ChadP @PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 @ThomasF
Did some digging to find that picture, eh?
@Barney @ChadP @sammydog01 @ThomasF @woodhouse
Digging involves putting some effort into it.
(Edit - tsk tsk)
@Barney @ChadP @PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 @ThomasF
ಠ_ಠ
@woodhouse
Don’t feel too bad. You’re still one of the top 7 CS employees at Mediocre.
@PlacidPenguin @woodhouse How many employees do you think there are?
@Thumperchick
@ChadP @PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 @ThomasF @woodhouse Love that pic @sammydog01. Think I’ll have a poster made up out of it.
@PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick @woodhouse The question should be, “How many employees are really working?”
@Barney @PlacidPenguin @woodhouse Define “working.”
@Barney @PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick Define “define”
@Thumperchick @woodhouse Working is doing what I’m not doing.
@Barney @PlacidPenguin @woodhouse Define ".
@Barney @PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick
SELECT * FROM define
@Barney @Thumperchick @woodhouse
Define purple.
Keep in mind that you cannot use a word to define itself.
@PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick @woodhouse
I am so lost.
Edit: All I wanted was for little Freddie to come home.
“Freddie!”
"Freddie!
“Come home!”
@Barney @PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick
If I knew how to write real SQL I wouldn’t be one of the top 7 CS people at mediocre
@Barney @PlacidPenguin Red mixed with blue?
@PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick @woodhouse Quit being creepy. It’s enough.
@Barney
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+am+I%3F
(Should help you a bit. Wait for it to completely finish though.)
@ChadP
Yay! Thank you for telling off @Thumperchick @woodhouse.
Looks like somebody just earned a free item for themselves. : wink:
@Barney @sammydog01
Sure. That works.
@PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick @woodhouse
I’m not creepy. I’m not creepy. Na na na na na na. @ChadP says so.
@PlacidPenguin I don’t click on strange links from strange, creepy people.
@Barney
There, I revised it.
@Barney
Good thing I’m not “people”.
@PlacidPenguin @Thumperchick @woodhouse I swear to all that is holy I will burn everything down and start deleting accounts.
@ChadP @Thumperchick @woodhouse
@Barney Give me your address. I dare you.
@Barney @sammydog01
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/its-a-trap
@sammydog01
So… You’re daring me to cross this line, huh?
@Barney
/giphy bring it
@sammydog01
Is that a double sammydog dare?
@Barney @sammydog01
It would be better as a purple coated double sammydog dare.