2-Pack: LitezAll Rechargeable 360° Dimmable 3000-Lumen COB LED Lanterns
- They look cool and retro
- They work like they’re cool and new
Mixed Blessings: a Cyber Monday Meh-rathon
Some bad news and some good news.
Generally:
BAD NEWS: There are no IRKs in this Meh-rathon.
GOOD NEWS: We’re selling an IRK as the daily deal over on SideDeal.
BAD NEWS: It costs $50.
GOOD NEWS: If you spend $99.99 (or more) on stuff in this Meh-ration, you’ll be refunded $50. In other words, you get your IRK for free if you buy a bunch of stuff here.
More specifically, about the product:
BAD NEWS: Despite how they look, they will not increase your chances of striking it rich while prospecting for gold.
GOOD NEWS: If you buy them to use in case of a power outage, you more or less ensure that you won’t experience any power outages for the foreseeable future.