Product: hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head Model: HSBTLO1, HSBTLO5, HSBTLO6 Condition: New
Was $149.99 at Amazon
90 days
Monday, Apr 6 - Tuesday, Apr 7
Was this miniaturized hydroelectric power station by any chance designed by Thomas Edison?
@phendrick Yes, but he wanted it to output DC, so it failed.
/showme Nikola Tesla showering with AC powered hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head while Thomas Edison looks on with disgust.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Nikola Tesla showering with AC powered hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head whi…”
@cfg83 Tesla worked for Edison for a while, so might have been behind this a.c. device.
I wonder how many months the internals would last in my hard water.
@EvilSmoo
I suppose it would depend on how many people are showering and how many times a day. But probably not too many months…
@EvilSmoo Wow, my brain changed “internals” to “eternals”, so I thought this was a Marvel Comics reference …
/showme Comic book hero called “Ikaris” is collapsing under shower of hard water.
Something went terribly wrong. Please try again.
@mediocrebot Ohhhhkay …
/showme Comic book hero is melting under shower of hard water.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Comic book hero is melting under shower of hard water.”
@mediocrebot Pretty good. I don’t think this is Superman. Pointy arrow man? Richochet man?
Wasn’t Belly Hai a song in a movie that also featured a song about washing out some man’s belly lint from some dame’s hair?
@phendrick yes, “South Pacific”… deep cut reference!!!
I remodeled two bathrooms in 2009. I got really nice, all metal shower fixtures for both bathrooms. I haven’t had to fix or think about them since.
I’m happy to pay extra for a real solid item that lasts.
@dpease these are metal, not plastic
Ummmmm. My wife wants to know exactly how turbo is the turbo mode?
@dvshrt See Richochet Man picture above to see turbo mode in action.
Moon is Not a color as Citron is!!
How loud does the Bluetooth speaker get?
So why would anyone want this? Was this designed specifically for meh?
@rustyh3 why aren’t people rushing out to buy a product which can generate (and probably sell) reports relating how clean or dirty your botty is
@rustyh3 @visioneer_one nobotty knows
From what I’ve observed, the smarter things are, the dumber people become.
@Felyne never underestimate people’s ability to dumb.
I can’t believe more than 30 of these were sold.
Can I bring my laptop in the shower with me and upload the data for an analysis while I’m showering?
@user56039068 You’re not fooling anyone about what kind of “data” you want to “analyze” in the shower.
Believe me, I want to find an excuse to justify the purchase if this thing, but I can’t find it. Meh!
The real question is: “how easy is it to defeat the ‘water-saving’ restriction so you can get a decent shower?”
Is it like a lot of showerheads that just require you to remove a little plastic insert before installation or would this require drilling?
I might consider this if it had the force of my Oxygenics showerhead. I’ve tried several brands and it gives the most vigorous shower for being a water-saving design.
Hai is German for shark. That’s what I want in my shower! /showme the results of taking a shower with a bluetooth shark.
@mehcuda67 Here’s the image you requested for “the results of taking a shower with a bluetooth shark.”
@mediocrebot For once, my universe is a lot darker that the AI bot’s universe.
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 I think he’s adorable.
/showme Cute shark looking at human in boat and saying “Hai!”.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Cute shark looking at human in boat and saying Hai!.”
/showme diptych of unlikely renewable power items: wind powered headphones, river powered laptop.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “diptych of unlikely renewable power items: wind powered headphones, river powered laptop.”
@mediocrebot @zippyus The wind powered headphone would work great on a bike.
@mediocrebot @zippyus Nice idea, but poor execution, on a turbine for the laptop
Another solution to a need you didn’t know you had
@chienfou Yeah, and what about the disco ball version?!?!?
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Product: hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head
Model: HSBTLO1, HSBTLO5, HSBTLO6
Condition: New
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Was $149.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 6 - Tuesday, Apr 7
Was this miniaturized hydroelectric power station by any chance designed by Thomas Edison?
@phendrick Yes, but he wanted it to output DC, so it failed.
/showme Nikola Tesla showering with AC powered hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head while Thomas Edison looks on with disgust.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Nikola Tesla showering with AC powered hai Smart Self-Powered Water-Saving 1.8GPM Shower Head whi…”
@cfg83 Tesla worked for Edison for a while, so might have been behind this a.c. device.
I wonder how many months the internals would last in my hard water.
@EvilSmoo
I suppose it would depend on how many people are showering and how many times a day.
But probably not too many months… 
@EvilSmoo Wow, my brain changed “internals” to “eternals”, so I thought this was a Marvel Comics reference …
/showme Comic book hero called “Ikaris” is collapsing under shower of hard water.
Something went terribly wrong. Please try again.
@mediocrebot Ohhhhkay …
/showme Comic book hero is melting under shower of hard water.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Comic book hero is melting under shower of hard water.”
@mediocrebot Pretty good. I don’t think this is Superman. Pointy arrow man? Richochet man?
Wasn’t Belly Hai a song in a movie that also featured a song about washing out some man’s belly lint from some dame’s hair?
@phendrick yes, “South Pacific”… deep cut reference!!!
I remodeled two bathrooms in 2009. I got really nice, all metal shower fixtures for both bathrooms. I haven’t had to fix or think about them since.
I’m happy to pay extra for a real solid item that lasts.
@dpease these are metal, not plastic
Ummmmm. My wife wants to know exactly how turbo is the turbo mode?
@dvshrt See Richochet Man picture above to see turbo mode in action.
Moon is Not a color as Citron is!!
How loud does the Bluetooth speaker get?
So why would anyone want this?
Was this designed specifically for meh?
@rustyh3 why aren’t people rushing out to buy a product which can generate (and probably sell) reports relating how clean or dirty your botty is
@rustyh3 @visioneer_one nobotty knows
From what I’ve observed, the smarter things are, the dumber people become.
@Felyne never underestimate people’s ability to dumb.
I can’t believe more than 30 of these were sold.
Can I bring my laptop in the shower with me and upload the data for an analysis while I’m showering?
@user56039068 You’re not fooling anyone about what kind of “data” you want to “analyze” in the shower.
Believe me, I want to find an excuse to justify the purchase if this thing, but I can’t find it. Meh!
The real question is: “how easy is it to defeat the ‘water-saving’ restriction so you can get a decent shower?”
Is it like a lot of showerheads that just require you to remove a little plastic insert before installation or would this require drilling?
I might consider this if it had the force of my Oxygenics showerhead. I’ve tried several brands and it gives the most vigorous shower for being a water-saving design.
Hai is German for shark. That’s what I want in my shower!
/showme the results of taking a shower with a bluetooth shark.
@mehcuda67 Here’s the image you requested for “the results of taking a shower with a bluetooth shark.”
@mediocrebot For once, my universe is a lot darker that the AI bot’s universe.
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 I think he’s adorable.
/showme Cute shark looking at human in boat and saying “Hai!”.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Cute shark looking at human in boat and saying Hai!.”
/showme diptych of unlikely renewable power items: wind powered headphones, river powered laptop.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “diptych of unlikely renewable power items: wind powered headphones, river powered laptop.”
@mediocrebot @zippyus The wind powered headphone would work great on a bike.
@mediocrebot @zippyus
Nice idea, but poor execution, on a turbine for the laptop
Another solution to a need you didn’t know you had
@chienfou Yeah, and what about the disco ball version?!?!?