2-Pack: Hudson Hill Textured Curtain Window Panels 84"

  • Make your space look elegant
  • Easy to hang
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 2-Pack of Hudson Hill Textured Curtain Window Panels. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

How often do you get to do something you’ve never done before? How often is that something visually cool, even literally pyrotechnic? And how often does it cost you as little as twenty-two bucks?

Here’s that chance. You can burn things with plasma.

Plasma beam weapons are some sci-fi shit, except this one’s real. Light sabers are “pure plasma bound in a containment field”; this lighter is a plasma beam bound in your freaking pocket.

Hotter than fire. Realer than Star Wars. Rechargeable via USB. Twenty-two bucks for the pair. That doesn’t sound like fun to you? Do you hate enjoying yourself? What happened to make you this way?

OK, you’re not going to be hacking through any Imperial Stormtrooper phalanxes with this. You’ll use it to do mundane things like lighting candles or burning kindling. But you’ll be doing it with plasma. It’s not this lighter’s fault that reality just can’t live up to our imaginations.

You won’t just be the person with the lighter. You’ll be the person who burns things with plasma. If your imagination and curiosity and sense of wonder are intact, that will be more than enough.

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