2-Pack: Home Zone Living Concrete Portable Table-Top Fire Bowl
Our Take
- Finally, fire you can take with you
- Works indoors and out
- You can roast marshmallows on it safely
- Liquid bioethanol recommended, but you can also use 3.5" gel fuel cans, 70% isopropyl alcohol, or good old-fashioned booze
- Can it make a margarita: No, but sitting around one of these at night, drinking some margs with friends? Sounds rad, doesn’t it?
Your Take
Not A Game
“Hey, you’re into tabletop gaming, right?”
“Hell yeah!”
“Well, then you’re going to love this new one I got! Hold on, let me grab it.”
“Oh, I can’t wait to see! Depending on the game mechanics, I don’t know if I’ll be able to play a round, because I have work in about an hour, so–uhh, sorry, what’s that?”
“My new game!”
“That’s… a game?”
“Yeah, a tabletop game. It’s called, get this, Fire! And you can play it inside or outside!”
“Huh. What are the rules?”
“You turn it on like this. Then the flame starts.”
“And?”
“That’s it. You just, like, look at the fire. Enjoy the warmth. Et cetera.”
“There’s nothing else to it?”
“Not unless you have the marshmallows expansion pack.”
“So, do you? Have the marshmallows expansion pack?”
“Nah, I’d have to go to the grocery store for that.”
“So the marshmallows expansion pack… is just marshmallows…”
“Yeah, you can roast them over this thing no problem.”
“Okay, let me get this straight: instead of an actual game with rules and turns and a protracted set-up and acclimation period, you just want to sit around and watch a flame dance?”
“Correct.”
“You know what? I can get into that.”
