2-Pack: Hempvana Pain Relief Cream (4oz Jars)
- Made from hemp to cure your pains
- You get two Maximum Strength 4oz jars
- Best By June 2022
- If it works? Great! If not? Eh, it’s only 15 bucks
- Model: 5H4WN-H3MP
A Helping Hemp
You see stuff like this, and there’s always part of you that wants it.
First of all, there’s the basic reason: you are a human, and as a human, you deal with pain. Maybe it’s chronic. Maybe it’s just something that flares up after you’re on your feet for a while or work out. Maybe it’s only occasional. Doesn’t matter. You’ve got pain and you don’t want to deal with it.
But then, on a level deeper, there’s the other reason you want it: because it would feel like you cracked a code. There’s no expensive appointment. There’s no prescription. There’s nothing but a soothing cream. The possibilities make you feel diabolical. Like you outsmarted your body and the entire healthcare industry with one purchase.
That is, if it works…
Which is to say, there’s the flip side: if it doesn’t work for you, then you’re one of those people. You know, someone who thought they could outsmart their own body and the entire healthcare industry with one purchase. You tried to take a shortcut, but instead ended right back up at the beginning. And now, all you have to show for your effort is a few tubs of cream and a bit less money in your wallet than you started with.
Except, if you buy it from us, you’re actually not out much.
Because that’s where the real concern comes from, right? It’s not just being someone who seeks alternatives to traditional pain management. It’s being someone who seeks alternatives to traditional pain management and, in the process, gets roped into wasting a ton of money.
$15 is not a ton of money, though. So if you spend that on a couple jars of this stuff and it works? Then you didn’t just crack the code. You super cracked the code. And if it doesn’t work, who cares? You’ve only lost a lunch-at-Chipotle’s worth of cash.
In other words, it’s a win-win. Which means you’re obligated to click the buy button. So go ahead. We’re waiting.
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