2-Pack: Etekcity Water Filter Straw 3-Stage Purification System

  • So it’s a straw
  • That you can use
  • To drink straight out of a lake
  • In case of emergency, or if you just really want to drink out of a lake
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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The lady-in-white is everywhere. It’s such a common description of a ghost that it’s kind of ridiculous at this point. It’s about as ubiquitous in scary stories as a pair of red eyes in the darkness or a wolf-like not-wolf creature. Can we get some ladies in other colors? You know, some ladies in off-white maybe.

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