2-Pack: Etekcity Water Filter Straw 3-Stage Purification System
Our Take
- So it’s a straw
- That you can use
- To drink straight out of a lake
- In case of emergency, or if you just really want to drink out of a lake
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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The lady-in-white is everywhere. It’s such a common description of a ghost that it’s kind of ridiculous at this point. It’s about as ubiquitous in scary stories as a pair of red eyes in the darkness or a wolf-like not-wolf creature. Can we get some ladies in other colors? You know, some ladies in off-white maybe.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
