Too late It’s over

2-Pack: Ciana Magnetic Pick-Up Tool with LED Light for Hard to Reach Places

Magnetic pickup tool for screws, nails, drill bits, fasteners, wrenches, handcuffs
The maximum suction weight of the magnets is about 8 pounds
Telescoping does not mean you can look through it

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Caricature artists that capture the souls of their subjects in the caricature and hold it hostage. Or maybe “The Caricature of Dorian Grey.” Except the caricature was already ugly, so he doesn’t even notice it’s getting worse as time goes on. It’s not even framed. He just put it in a drawer with random papers and lost track of it. The horror comes from him finding it again and being horrified he spent money on this thing. He tears it in half, and he becomes the caricature.