2-Pack: Aukey Dual Port 30-Watt USB-C PD Car Chargers
Our Take
- New cars have USB ports these days
- Not all new cars have USB-C ports these days
- Not all of us have new cars or enough ports
- Ergo
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 2-Pack Aukey Dual Port 30-Watt USB-C PD Car Chargers!“
“But I don’t have a car.”
“Oh, well, you see-“
“OMG, does this mean you bought me a CAR?”
“Well, I, uh-“
“Because if you didn’t, then this gift just plain wouldn’t make sense and would be kind of sad. Depressing, even.”
“I might’ve misread the-“
“But I’m ready, honey! Take me to my NEW CAR!”
“O-okay.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
