Irks in the wild reveal
8You know a little voice told me, Don’t do it Toni. This will be the most regrettable of all regrets.
Shut the fuck up Voice, it will be fine. Last irk I bought was in February, maybe all the really crappy stuff is gone.
That little voice is now telling me, I told you so! Shut the fuck up voice!
- Very small box, 12x9x9. First sign of regret
- a case of condoms 12 boxes of 12… 144 condoms
- nine loose packets of lube
- size 4xl boxer briefs
- size small sunglasses print t shirt
- extra long micro usb cord
- purple & teal irk bag. The only thing not regrettable.
Little voice is saying, NOW you going to start listening to me?
Anyone know where in the dfw area I can donate the condoms?
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It was so regrettable, Ladybird didn’t even want to be involved. And she loves boxes!
@ironcheftoni Oh, MAN - that’s especially regrettable.
@ironcheftoni Oof, that’s a real sucky IRK. Thanks for confirming I was right listening to the voice in my head telling me not to buy it. Money saved, lesson learned.
@ironcheftoni
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We’re TWINSIES!! (unfortunately
Just rec’d an IDENTICAL box as you; Thanks for sparing me the effort of posting a pic of this garbage IRK. Since it’s a “Wild” one, guess I’ll get some target practice and “shoot 'er up!”
/showme an angry customer who received a worthless Wild IRK and relieves his frustration by using the box of junk for target practice with his AK47 assault rifle.
@MrGoodGuy Here’s the image you requested for “an angry customer who received a worthless Wild IRK and relieves his frustration by using the box…”
@mediocrebot PERFECT!!
@ironcheftoni 3X Tested! That’s some serious commitment. I would have been worn out after the second time.
I guess everyone who fell for the “Wild IRK” offering needs to buy this shirt but have the following statement added to it:
YES! … YES I DO!!
For a home for the condoms, try the student health services folks at the various universities.
@werehatrack that is a very good Idea!
@werehatrack or the downtown bars and clubs!
@werehatrack thank you for the suggestion. There is also a Planned Parenthood clinic not far from me as well. I will see if they can use them.
@werehatrack I guess I’m loopy from lack of sleep, but the phrase “a home for the condoms” struck me as funny. I’m thinking, not two-story. Maybe ranch style. But a mansion did work for J Epstein.
@phendrick @werehatrack
/showme a home for condoms
@ironcheftoni Here’s the image you requested for “a home for condoms”
After looking through the above, I don’t think I can complain much about my Irk.
1 - Size small shirt. I’ll donate it.
1 - 6ft micro USB cable. I’ll donate it.
2 boxes of 30 - Eye Masks. One of us might actually try these.
1 - AquaJoe Hose-Powered Spray Gun. Might actually try this as well.
1 - Irk bag. Ooooh, pretty colors.
@Bingo That’s EXACTLY what I got in the IRK prior to this one! Didn’t bother to post it though, because …
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I received an almost identical package and have been giggling about it like an idiot for the last 15 minutes. Called the wife. She had a good laugh. Regret? Oh, yes. F’real. But still… thanks for the laughs Meh.
@shanesny As a follow up (still LOL’ing) what consumer profile did Meh have in mind here? Male. Wears 4XL briefs and a size Medium T-shirt, but also has the ability to plow through a metric gross of Ultra Stimulation condoms before they expire in September. Clearly, the Meh profile is “Pimp”. Obviously.
A mix of what others have already posted.
2 x USB cables
2 x 24K eye mask
1 x condoms case + 9 loosies
1 x tee (sunglasses) S
1 x Amazing IRK purple bag
1 x blue Texass sheet of air with some intact
Thanks, I guess, Meh/Sidedeal
@fjp999 “9 loosies”; hopefully not too loose, or that could be problematic.
So so glad I passed this up
I didn’t need condoms 50 years ago, much less now
@Cerridwyn Amen to that! I am so VERY glad I did NOT take the IRK offer!!
I will cut and paste from@Bingo, because my 9x9x12 box is almost the same, except I got a pink fur Bluetooth Speaker instead of spray nozzle. Oh and I got bags for Texas air that are unused. They are ready for me to fill and heat seal.
1 - Size small shirt. I’ll donate it. Mine is labeled lavender.
1 - 6ft micro USB cable. I may use it as a replacement 5 volt lamp cord for a ring light with dead electronics.
2 - boxes of 30 - Eye Masks.
1 - Irk bag. Ooooh, pretty colors
1 - Pink fur Nomodo Bluetooth Speaker. The manufacturer website shows it being used by a preteen girl and her mom. They could have marketed it to old people like me that lose or forget stuff. This thing is easy to spot. My friends and family instantly notice when I leave something like this behind. Somehow, they even know that it is mine.
@hamjudo I got exactly this! Except only one box of eyemasks, lol.
I actually need the microusb cable for an Eton Sidekick I bought off Sidedeal a while ago, having lost the original charge cable.
The bag is cool.
I’ll give the shirt, fuzzy speaker and eye masks to my teenage daughter. She will probably throw them out.
Some say I’m crazy
I really don’t care
That’s my mehrogative
Some say I’m splurgy
But I don’t give a damn
Wasting money is how I liiiiiive
I got the same exact box @bingo, ima just pretend my aquajoe is a supersoaker
My box arrived and is the same as fjp999. How much did we pay for these again?
@EdgarAllenPope Probably too much! lol
@EdgarAllenPope Yep I stopped biding on IRK’s since they are No longer $5. yes I got some things I believe I got rid of the last Trakr’ in the last gift exchange!
I want a green irk bag (I like the side pockets) … Finally got my April irk and got the ubiquitous shirt, some plus size woman’s leggings, a dashboard cam and a 6 ft micro usb cord with purple and blue irk bag.
Damn. I was hoping to have my long-dead sense of longing for another IRK resuscitated by these reveals, but it looks like that’s not going to happen.
@werehatrack Ditto. I guess I’m going to ride it out a bit longer until there is evidence that IRKs are worthy again. In the meantime I’ll save my money and regret.
@heartny @werehatrack
You got that right, these IRKs are completely underwhelming and FULL OF REGRET! This is actually the first time I am seriously considering a boycott!
I mean really, I don’t expect to get something grand in every IRK, that would be ridiculous, but I really DID expect to see AT LEAST one or two IRKs with something major!
I got the same exact one as @hamjudo with the pink fuzzy speaker. Extremely Meh…
On the upside we both dodged the condoms! 
Lol 
In the spirit of “not giving up hope” I’ll save my final judgement (and my decision to boycott) until a few more trickle in.
@hamjudo @heartny @Lynnerizer @werehatrack Yay @Lynnerizer for volunteering to “take one (or more) for the team”!! I’ll eagerly look for your reveals to see if it’s safe (and logical) to buy another. After 4 successive duds, I’m out on falling for another!!
@hamjudo @heartny @MrGoodGuy @werehatrack
Ha, don’t hold your breath MrGoodGuy, I wasn’t even planning to do a reveal since I got the same one as pictured above with the pink fuzzy speaker, two boxes of eye masks, the 6’ micro charging cable, and the coveted IRK bag. If I happened to forget something I know you’ll understand. The ONLY thing memorable about this IRK is that thankfully there’s NO CONDOMS!
give us the hammacher junk!!!