2-for-Tuesday: Double-Wall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumblers

  • You get a pair of travel mugs, like you need one more distraction while driving
  • Both are marred with the Meh logo which could maybe be scratched off with a nail (nail not included)
  • Choose between 12-ounce (habitual user) and 16-ounce (addict) sizes
  • Maintains a steady temperature through the magic of a double-walled vacuum chamber
  • And by magic, we mean science
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Keeps drinks hot, or cold, or neither.

“Hi! I’ll have a grande tepid Americano.”

“Uh, sorry? Did you say tepid?”

“Yeah. It’s a pretty underground way to drink coffee. You’ve probably never heard of it.”

“I could make you a regular Americano.”

“Nope, too hot. Hurts my tongue.”

“Well, we do have iced Americanos.”

“Nah, too cold. Hurts my teeth. Tepid, please.”

“I’m… sorry, I’m not even sure how we would make a tepid Americano. We don’t have, like, a tepidifying machine. Wait, let me check the manual for this Clover thing… Nope. No tepid mode. Unless, wait, what’s Esperanto for ‘tepid’?”

“Look, I’m not the barista here. But couldn’t you just make an Americano with lukewarm water?”

“Oh. Yeah. I guess that works. Never thought about doing that before. Because nobody’s ever wanted to drink that before.”

“Well, get used to it, because it’s the new thing. Oh, and can you put it in my Planetary Design double-walled tumbler? Keeps it nice and tepid, the way I like it.”

“Sure thing. Anything else?”

“Yeah, extra butterscotch chips.”

“Um, I don’t think we have those.”

“What? Is this a coffeeshop or not?”

“Sorry. Thanks. Here’s your tepid Americano, served in your double-walled insulated travel mug. Have a good day.”

“It won’t be easy without those butterscotch chips.”

“…Hi, what can I get you today?”

“Uh, how about a small latte?”

“Sure thing! Hot or iced?”

“Tepid. What else?”

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