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I'm a page? Maybe I should get a new life. Maybe you should get a new life. Maybe we all need a new life. Where's MY diamonds?
@Barney Your eyes. The sparkle in them proves it.
@lisaviolet Noooo, I want diamonds are a girl's best friend, diamonds.
@Barney Diamonds go cloudy or get lost. The sparkle in your eyes won't.
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@f00l I like your style!
@lisaviolet Cheapskate.
@Barney Nuh uh! Am not!
@lisaviolet Am too.
@Barney Am not.
@lisaviolet You win.
@Barney Yay! I'm a winner!
@lisaviolet You made me giggle.
@Barney Barney in the Sky like Diamonds
@looseneck Hey, congrats on your first fuko/fuku bag! Looks like it might be a "memorable" one.
@Barney I think they're sending the mehlevator for me because it's STILL processing
@Barney Diamonds are intrinsically worthless, whereas you are not.
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This series from College Humor turned into an actual show on TruTV called Adam Ruins Everything. They redid this for the first episode but went more in-depth, but I can't find it except as the full episode. You can watch the full episode if your TV provider includes it or pay to watch it on YouTube. The full show has expert interviews and includes citations for everything.
@jqubed But... But... Diamonds are so pretty.
@Barney I love diamonds. I really, really do. Ignore that silly twit in the video. I always loved the description of diamonds (and other precious stones) as being an expression of compressed time (which they are). I'm not a fan of the chain stores, which sell things far beyond their actual worth, but the beauty of an old setting is so very worthwhile.
Two of my favorites. The second is opal, with a small ruby center. Ignore all those naysayers. Diamonds are lovely.
@jqubed I watched all of them on TruTV! He talks about a lot of stuff you've never questioned before. Interesting!
@Barney I'm having a hard time believing amethyst isn't your favorite!
@galmaegi This might be my favorite cold open to a show ever:
@Shrdlu Diamonds are lovely and you just proved it. See, @jqubed, they don't even have to be purple (but it helps).
i like @barney.
@no1 Aww... I'm so honored.