Congrats, @Barney

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Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 10:41am ET:

I'm a page? Maybe I should get a new life. Maybe you should get a new life. Maybe we all need a new life. Where's MY diamonds?

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- @Barney Your eyes. The sparkle in them proves it.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 10:54am ET
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- @lisaviolet Noooo, I want diamonds are a girl's best friend, diamonds.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 11:40am ET
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- @Barney Diamonds go cloudy or get lost. The sparkle in your eyes won't.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 11:58am ET
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- @Barney
  @lisaviolet
  
  f00l said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 12:34pm ET
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- @f00l I like your style!
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 12:42pm ET
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- @lisaviolet Cheapskate.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 12:43pm ET
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- @Barney Nuh uh! Am not!
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 12:47pm ET
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- @lisaviolet Am too.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 12:54pm ET
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- @Barney Am not.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 1:10pm ET
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- @lisaviolet You win.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 1:18pm ET
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- @Barney Yay! I'm a winner!
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 1:40pm ET
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- @lisaviolet You made me giggle.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 1:51pm ET
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- @Barney Barney in the Sky like Diamonds
  
  looseneck said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 5:47pm ET
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- @looseneck Hey, congrats on your first fuko/fuku bag! Looks like it might be a "memorable" one.
  
  Barney said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 5:54pm ET
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- @Barney I think they're sending the mehlevator for me because it's STILL processing
  
  looseneck said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 8:20pm ET
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- @Barney Diamonds are intrinsically worthless, whereas you are not.
  
  (NSFW language, wear headphones at your discretion)
  This series from College Humor turned into an actual show on TruTV called Adam Ruins Everything. They redid this for the first episode but went more in-depth, but I can't find it except as the full episode. You can watch the full episode if your TV provider includes it or pay to watch it on YouTube. The full show has expert interviews and includes citations for everything.
  
  jqubed said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:37am ET
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- @jqubed But... But... Diamonds are so pretty.
  
  Barney said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:01pm ET
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- @Barney I love diamonds. I really, really do. Ignore that silly twit in the video. I always loved the description of diamonds (and other precious stones) as being an expression of compressed time (which they are). I'm not a fan of the chain stores, which sell things far beyond their actual worth, but the beauty of an old setting is so very worthwhile.
  
  Two of my favorites. The second is opal, with a small ruby center. Ignore all those naysayers. Diamonds are lovely.
  
  Shrdlu said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:12pm ET
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- @jqubed I watched all of them on TruTV! He talks about a lot of stuff you've never questioned before. Interesting!
  
  galmaegi said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:13pm ET
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- @Barney I'm having a hard time believing amethyst isn't your favorite!
  
  jqubed said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:30pm ET
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- @galmaegi This might be my favorite cold open to a show ever:
  
  jqubed said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:57pm ET
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- @Shrdlu Diamonds are lovely and you just proved it. See, @jqubed, they don't even have to be purple (but it helps).
  
  Barney said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 6:15pm ET
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no1 said Mon, Apr 11th 2016 at 9:41pm ET:

i like @barney.

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- @no1 Aww... I'm so honored.
  
  Barney said Tue, Apr 12th 2016 at 12:01pm ET
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