It weighs NOTHING. You want to know why? I'll tell you anyway, IT'S BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! Can't you people keep all your FUKO-related posts to one thread?
and now it's close to home, inside California - 3:49 am In transit INDIO, CA. About a 2 hour drive, so being it is fed ex smart post, it'll take at least a week and go at least several hundred miles out of it's way
I think they are still looking for stuff crappy enough to put into mine as my tracking is still just sitting at label created. Probably having to wait for someone to sweep the warehouse so they have floor crap to put in mine.
Just noticed mine has put on a fair bit of weight.. 14lbs instead of 2 in a 17x17x17" box.. Despite that, it's gotten speedier.. It'll be here Tuesday instead of Friday!
Pretty much the same as my last two, which ended up being a bluetooth speaker, and a set of wine glasses. Shipping says Thursday, but if it leaves Kansas today, I'll get it tomorrow.
I finally got my shipping email late Saturday night. According to FedEx, my Fuko is scheduled to arrive Monday, 4/18. The weight is currently 2 pounds. I assume this is just a placeholder as it's approximately 650 pounds less than the Harley I'm sure Meh is sending me.
@Cerridwyn Dimensions and weight don't usually get updated until the item reaches the second FedEx stop. Mine passed through the first FedEx stop on Saturday but hasn't reached the second stop yet so it still shows the 2lb placeholder weight and no dimensions.
That said, sometimes the weight and/or dimensions never get properly updated. Feces occurs.
Finally updated after it's 2nd stop. 15.8 lbs 17x17x17 due Friday. Must stay away from the reveal thread... must stay away from the reveal thread... must sta...
Mine just updated also. 25.2LBs! 17x17x17. Says it should be here by Thursday (It's already in Chino though so I wouldn't be shocked if it came tomorrow). Now I am jealous of the 32.5 lb box:) Where's my extra 7lbs of junk?
Looking at the above posts these are some heavy boxes of crap. I'm guessing they threw some bricks in there to throw us off track.
So far mine is the second heaviest (25.2lb). The suspense..... I got a few BOC from the old woot site but nothing ever more than a couple LBs. I'm trying to figure out what could possibly weigh that much.
Random story- I once came home to a big box under my mailbox. I tried to pick it up and nearly threw my back out. Turned out some company accidentally mailed me a 50lb box of comic books. They told me just to keep them.
Mine is one FedEx Smartpost stop away from getting transferred to my local Mail Carrier. It updated to a 17x15x14" box weighing in at 6 pounds.
I also am fairly jealous of the 25 and 32 pound boxes I am seeing other people reporting - when it comes to this type of item doesn't quantity still beat out quality?
My shipping info just updated. Fuko is one state away and scheduled to be delivered this Friday instead of Monday. But the weight still reads 2 pounds and I see no dimensions listed. I'm hoping it's still just a placeholder....
my fuko finally updated from the placeholder weight and size... it is now 17x15x14" and 8.8lbs with delivery scheduled by end of day tomorrow (Wednesday). With a little luck, I'll have it by Friday.
Mine finally updated as well... 14x14x14 and 7.9lbs now. It's here in town at the Post Office it seems since this morning, but still scheduled for tomorrow.
I would say "It ain't heavy, it's my brother."
But thanks to temp irritating family situation, kept me bizzy, the emotional burden is infinitely negative
2.00 lb to be delivered next Saturday. That's just a placeholder weight, though.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-2-reveal-thread
Apparently we're not skipping the shipping thread.
**hits head against desk...repeatedly.
It weighs NOTHING. You want to know why? I'll tell you anyway, IT'S BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! Can't you people keep all your FUKO-related posts to one thread?
@therealjrn No
@spitfire6006006 damnit.
@therealjrn not only does mine weigh nothing, it's also invisible
@stardate820926 Mine is totally awesome, contains an imaginary Apple watch, and is arriving when hell freezes over.
@therealjrn What's your email? I'll send you pictures of me swimming in my fuku bounty like Scrooge McDuck in his vault of gold coins.
@sammydog01 I predict in the fall? http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/hell-mi/48169/weather-forecast/2211114
@capguncowboy So full of win! lol
2 lbs / 0.91 kgs
But mine says it has departed FedEx
and now it says: 4:45 pm In transit ANTHONY, NM
and now it's close to home, inside California - 3:49 am In transit INDIO, CA. About a 2 hour drive, so being it is fed ex smart post, it'll take at least a week and go at least several hundred miles out of it's way
@Cerridwyn ours are truck buddies.
@Ignorant too bad they don't breed
My Fuko bag probably weighs an ounce or two. The rest of the contents has not yet updated the stats yet.
Mine weighs as much as the heavy heart of those who didn't get one.
2pounds? bleh. Well, I'm not giving up. What the weigh of a new car approximately?
@wew you missed it by a mere 3998 lbs.
Mine's still processing but I might or might not get something extra.
Mine is still processing , these must be really unlucky to take this long to ship
Mine is still processing, too. I don't really buy into the myth that longer processing = better Fuko, but I'm really hoping Meh proves me wrong.
As a reminder, Meh, I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for that Harley I keep asking for... :)
I just checked the weight of a 2016 Harley Davidson Sportster Iron 883, and it weighs 562 pounds.
So I'm going to guess my Fuko weighs 562.1 pounds to account for the bags of Texas air.
Is shipping done based on the order in which people bought them?
@eulestadt I don't think so.
@eulestadt normally yes but all the rules go out the windows during fuku/fukos. you just wait and hope for something meh
I think they are still looking for stuff crappy enough to put into mine as my tracking is still just sitting at label created. Probably having to wait for someone to sweep the warehouse so they have floor crap to put in mine.
Sounds like a personal question.
Just noticed mine has put on a fair bit of weight.. 14lbs instead of 2 in a 17x17x17" box.. Despite that, it's gotten speedier.. It'll be here Tuesday instead of Friday!
Mine updated as well 8.7 lbs and 14x14x14"
mine hasn't even moved from a couple of hours away since last week. no update even this morning.
@Cerridwyn ours might be waiting to go to Coachella.
@Cerridwyn there has been movement. Guess they couldn't get Coachella tickets.
Just updated to 17x17x17 and 18.4Lbs
Pretty much the same as my last two, which ended up being a bluetooth speaker, and a set of wine glasses. Shipping says Thursday, but if it leaves Kansas today, I'll get it tomorrow.
Mine still says 2lbs... arriving Thursday, and has made it to Ohio.
I finally got my shipping email late Saturday night. According to FedEx, my Fuko is scheduled to arrive Monday, 4/18. The weight is currently 2 pounds. I assume this is just a placeholder as it's approximately 650 pounds less than the Harley I'm sure Meh is sending me.
Still 2lbs, but it's expanded in size to 24x24x12". I'm expecting enough Texas air to fill a scuba tank.
@djslack I see weight, but where do you see dimensions? I think I've asked this before and went DOH!
@Cerridwyn I don't see dimensions as well.
@Cerridwyn at the bottom of tracking, at least on mobile:
@djslack mine doesn't look like that on mobile. so maybe there are only dimensions if they are keyed in? I even downloaded the real app (cough)
ah fucking well
@Cerridwyn Dimensions and weight don't usually get updated until the item reaches the second FedEx stop. Mine passed through the first FedEx stop on Saturday but hasn't reached the second stop yet so it still shows the 2lb placeholder weight and no dimensions.
That said, sometimes the weight and/or dimensions never get properly updated. Feces occurs.
Mine is further away than it was on Friday, in the opposite direction. FeEx blows Goats. Oh wait, never mine. Sheep?
2:32 pm Arrived at FedEx location CITY OF INDUSTRY, CA
I got a weight finally. I wasn't going to check, but I'm too curious not to.
It's 11.4 lbs. That's five times as much as I weighed when I was born!
16x16x16 in.
Mine looks like it's moving. Please meh, tell me it's new windows to replace the ones the hail destroyed...
9.1lbs and 14x17x17
Updated at last:
Dimensions 17x15x15 in.
Weight 6.4 lbs / 2.9 kgs
Now it's heavier than the dashed dreams of those who didn't get one.
2lbs. No dimensions yet. Saturday delivery.
I'm about 5 miles from Meh WorldHQ and now my package is about 25 miles south of me!?!?
Finally updated after it's 2nd stop.
15.8 lbs 17x17x17 due Friday.
Must stay away from the reveal thread... must stay away from the reveal thread... must sta...
32.5 lbs!
24x24x13 box. Should be here tomorrow or Thursday. I'm afraid
Mine just updated also. 25.2LBs! 17x17x17. Says it should be here by Thursday (It's already in Chino though so I wouldn't be shocked if it came tomorrow). Now I am jealous of the 32.5 lb box:) Where's my extra 7lbs of junk?
Looking at the above posts these are some heavy boxes of crap. I'm guessing they threw some bricks in there to throw us off track.
@madmod20061 Mine's 11lb. Other people have had 3lb's of crap. It's kinda random.
@madmod20061 Nice. mine's not in chino yet. should have been there days ago, a snail could have gotten it here from where it was Friday first.
Mine updated to only 4.5 pounds, 11x11x11. Guess I won't be getting a Roomba.
Mine is only 4.5 lbs and 14 x 11 x 10. Guess I'm unlucky at being unlucky?
@fyreblazer I'm going with the premise that a nice smart watch is light while a box of bricks is heavy.
So far mine is the second heaviest (25.2lb). The suspense..... I got a few BOC from the old woot site but nothing ever more than a couple LBs. I'm trying to figure out what could possibly weigh that much.
Random story- I once came home to a big box under my mailbox. I tried to pick it up and nearly threw my back out. Turned out some company accidentally mailed me a 50lb box of comic books. They told me just to keep them.
@madmod20061 Well, my last one was 19.5 lbs and I got a Neato! Good luck!
Mine was a big mostly empty box
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-2-reveal-thread#570d43bd51f89c4403550ebe
Mine is one FedEx Smartpost stop away from getting transferred to my local Mail Carrier. It updated to a 17x15x14" box weighing in at 6 pounds.
I also am fairly jealous of the 25 and 32 pound boxes I am seeing other people reporting - when it comes to this type of item doesn't quantity still beat out quality?
@woozy99 Yours look like the perfect size and eight for a roomba. Mine is 14x14x14 weighted at 8.3 lbs. A cube, how weird.
@DonDonSu A Roomba would definitely be cool. I just always thought they would be heavier. Only 2 more days to wait to see what I wind up with.
@woozy99 mine is only 3.3 lbs. At least I'm getting a meh bag.
My fuko just jumped up to 17x17x17in and is now 14.1 lbs!
Just got a call from the freight carrier - mine is being delivered tomorrow. No idea how much it weighs - just more than Fedex can deliver.
@looseneck This maybe the most exciting one.
@Oversoul225 My regular fuko just posted for delivery tomorrow also - that one's only 6.4 lbs :)
@looseneck NICE. You might be getting a pallet of trip glasses like several of us got last year!
I vaguely remember somebody on the old woot get a pallet of motor oil or something like that from a BOC which needed to be delivered by freight.....
My shipping info just updated. Fuko is one state away and scheduled to be delivered this Friday instead of Monday. But the weight still reads 2 pounds and I see no dimensions listed. I'm hoping it's still just a placeholder....
Woah, mine has reached the local Fedex/Smartpost handoff and has updated to 24x24x13 and a whopping 16.5 pounds.
Now I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
@escapecar I have been upgraded to the same size package as yours but it's coming in 17.2 lbs.
Mine is 10x10x10in and 3.2lbs. A nice square box. Set for delivery Thursday.
Mine just updated to 16x16x16 and 11.5 lbs. So excited. I love junk.
11x11x11 3.8 pounds delivery tomorrow or thursday. Hope its a coupon for a dji phantom !
Mine weighs 12.9 lbs. and is 16 x 16 x 16!
18X18X19, 25.1 lbs, due Thursday
mine updated, 5 lbs. prepared for disappointment.
my fuko finally updated from the placeholder weight and size... it is now 17x15x14" and 8.8lbs with delivery scheduled by end of day tomorrow (Wednesday). With a little luck, I'll have it by Friday.
Well crap mine just updated to 24x24x13 in. and 22lbs! That cannot be good... can it?
@thismyusername Be afraid. Be very afraid.
My dimensions did not update until the next-to-last distribution point. So here goes... Thursday delivery.
Has anyone else's mysterious second shipment departed yet?
Mine finally updated as well... 14x14x14 and 7.9lbs now. It's here in town at the Post Office it seems since this morning, but still scheduled for tomorrow.
My Fuko evidently now weighs three dots.
@rv617 My weight updated from 3 dots to 25.3 pounds!!! Dimensions: 17"x17"x17". I hope it's not 25.3 pounds of raw chicken. (Just sayin')
@rv617 25.3 pounds of Bluetooth speaker watches
@zachdecker Oh, God! I hope not! I understand Bluetooth speaker watches are the only 100% effective means of birth control. :D
I got mine today. It was 10 pounds. I got some good stuff!
This was my first Fuku/Fuko bag. It was actually some things I could use as well.