15-Pack of Meh Bandages
- That scratch you got, it needed a bandage, but it wasn’t that bad.
- You get 15 per tin
- Let the world know how you feel about your injury
- Comes in a metal tin
- Seemed like a good fit for our website, not sure why…
THE ORACULUM
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February 22nd, 2025
Complaints and tears, cries and great howls,
Near Narbonne at Bayonne and in Foix:
Oh, what horrible calamities and changes,
Before Mars has made several revolutions,
Alas, YouTube changes its layout again.