Pick Your 2-Pack: Philips Multi Chopper with Chop Drop

  • Veggies go in, chopped veggies come out
  • Will deal with things such as meat, nuts, herbs, chocolate, and more
  • (We wouldn’t put them all in at the same time, if we were you)
  • Two functions: coarse and fine
  • Model: HR2505/72, HR2505/26, HR2505/42, HR2505/32, because it is a Resource for you, a Human
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You've Been Chopped, Produce

In honor of this Philips Viva Collection Multi Chopper (for when you’re just not in the mood to get the cutting board out) and “Nightmare on Mars” (two creepy designs celebrating cinematic masterpieces from the 80s and 90s, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Terrible Horror Movie Joke

Thus concludes:

A Terrible Horror Movie Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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