Today's SideDeal
16-Pack: Funny Farm Goat Cheddar Mac & Cheese -

$34 at Amazon
Apple Kale
Strawberry Beet

30-Pack: Cerebelly Organic Smart Bars

  • Organic snack bars for toddlers (and adults) with no added sugar and a whole bunch of nutrients
  • Flavor is far more strawberry and apple than beet and kale
  • Best By 12/24/24 - 01/04/25
  • Our inventory has been tested for quality & flavor
  • More to eat over on SideDeal
  • What makes these bars so smart: PhD from Caltech
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Toddler And Up

These are, according to the packaging, “organic toddler bars” with no added sugar and 16 nutrients that help grow young minds.

So, what does that mean? That they’re bars for toddlers?

No. It means they’re bars that are marketed to toddlers. Or, more accurately, to the parents and grandparents of toddlers.

But here’s the thing: despite what you may have heard various withholding children say to various silly rabbits, there aren’t foods that can be enjoyed exclusively by kids. It’s the other way around–giving kids stuff that’s for adults–where you get in trouble. Or so we learned when we distributed BuzzBallz on bring-your-kid-to-work day. That wasn’t good.

But eating one of these snack bars as a full-blown grown-up? There’s nothing wrong with that.

And, in fact, the last time we sold these, a few of you hopped in the comments to let us know how much you enjoyed them.

Like @alynettechandle:

Glad I bought these. They’re tasty and I don’t feel quite as guilty as when I eat all those cookies!

And @user28957186:

These are fantastic. I bought them for myself and they are perfect little snack size and the ingredients are so clean.

Of course, we get it you don’t want to buy products for babies, even if they’re not that much different than Larabars in most ways except the ludicrous price tag. That’s why we’re running this sale of other consumables over on SideDeal! A whole bunch of cheap snacks, all in one place!

In conclusion: get something to snack on, whether you’re a toddler or not.

(Also, we were just joking about the BuzzBallz thing; we would never do that.)

So far today...

  • 92291 of you visited.
  • 32% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

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  • 407 of these.
  • There’s still some left.
  • That’s $4634 total.
  • (including shipping)

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