You're going to a spa! What's your first priority?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:00am ET

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shahnm said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:01am ET:

Not going to a spa.

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cinoclav said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:02am ET:

Most likely picking up whomever was getting services there.

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- @cinoclav So that person can thank you for the experience.(to finish the sentence!)
  
  rtjhnstn said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 10:36am ET
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tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:04am ET:

Deep tissue massage followed by a facial

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- @tinamarie1974 I bet you would be fun to go to the spa with.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:07am ET
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- @tinamarie1974 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  
  awk said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:33am ET
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- @sammydog01 I really do love spa time! I don’t get to go as much as I would like due to time and money, but it is one of my guilty pleasures!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 7:14am ET
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- @awk @tinamarie1974 You forgot the
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 8:12am ET
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- @awk @cinoclav ummm, I mentioned the facial?!?! So
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 8:53am ET
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hchavers said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:19am ET:

There are so many bad dad jokes about going to the spa. Can I massage them to you?

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- @hchavers Ischia what you did there!
  
  cadmore said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:39am ET
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djslack said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:34am ET:

Finding out why I am being held against my will, and then using my particular set of skills to track down those responsible and subject them to their own spa day.

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phendrick said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 12:40am ET:

Delivering the pizza, then getting the hell outa there.

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Tin_Foil said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 7:09am ET:

Refund.

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00 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 7:39am ET:

Sauna.

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Nate311 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 7:43am ET:

A quiet place to nap.

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lseeber said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 9:38am ET:

Making sure the tip money is easily accessible.

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kittykat9180 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 11:00am ET:

I prefer massage & facial packages. Why pick just one?

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whogots said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 1:41pm ET:

I’m so curious why the majority of the responses are “Getting out of there.” Who doesn’t love a massage?

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- Weirdos. Or someone very ticklish.
  
  kittykat9180 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 2:01pm ET
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zinimusprime said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 1:59pm ET:

Deep tissue massage all the way.

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somf69 said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 10:14pm ET:

Bikini wax on the taint…

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- @somf69 Bumplepimp?
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jun 17th 2019 at 10:27pm ET
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