Most likely picking up whomever was getting services there.
@cinoclav So that person can thank you for the experience.(to finish the sentence!)
Finding out why I am being held against my will, and then using my particular set of skills to track down those responsible and subject them to their own spa day.
There are so many bad dad jokes about going to the spa. Can I massage them to you?
@hchavers Ischia what you did there!
I’m so curious why the majority of the responses are “Getting out of there.” Who doesn’t love a massage?
Weirdos. Or someone very ticklish.
Deep tissue massage followed by a facial
@tinamarie1974 I bet you would be fun to go to the spa with.
@tinamarie1974 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@sammydog01 I really do love spa time! I don’t get to go as much as I would like due to time and money, but it is one of my guilty pleasures!
@awk @tinamarie1974 You forgot the
@awk @cinoclav ummm, I mentioned the facial?!?! So
Delivering the pizza, then getting the hell outa there.
Not going to a spa.
Deep tissue massage all the way.
I prefer massage & facial packages. Why pick just one?
Sauna.
Refund.
A quiet place to nap.
Making sure the tip money is easily accessible.
Bikini wax on the taint…
@somf69 Bumplepimp?
Most likely picking up whomever was getting services there.
@cinoclav So that person can thank you for the experience.(to finish the sentence!)
Finding out why I am being held against my will, and then using my particular set of skills to track down those responsible and subject them to their own spa day.
There are so many bad dad jokes about going to the spa. Can I massage them to you?
@hchavers Ischia what you did there!
I’m so curious why the majority of the responses are “Getting out of there.” Who doesn’t love a massage?
Weirdos. Or someone very ticklish.
Deep tissue massage followed by a facial
@tinamarie1974 I bet you would be fun to go to the spa with.
@tinamarie1974 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@sammydog01 I really do love spa time! I don’t get to go as much as I would like due to time and money, but it is one of my guilty pleasures!
@awk @tinamarie1974 You forgot the
@awk @cinoclav ummm, I mentioned the facial?!?! So
Delivering the pizza, then getting the hell outa there.
Not going to a spa.
Deep tissue massage all the way.
I prefer massage & facial packages. Why pick just one?
Sauna.
Refund.
A quiet place to nap.
Making sure the tip money is easily accessible.
Bikini wax on the taint…
@somf69 Bumplepimp?